---
product_id: 66849594
title: "Better Than Pants I Don't Need Sex The Government Fucks Me Everyday! T-Shirt"
brand: "better than pants"
price: "213 Lei"
currency: RON
in_stock: true
category: "Apparel"
url: https://www.desertcart.ro/products/66849594-better-than-pants-i-dont-need-sex-the-government-fucks
store_origin: RO
region: Romania
---

# Better Than Pants I Don't Need Sex The Government Fucks Me Everyday! T-Shirt

**Brand:** better than pants
**Price:** 213 Lei
**Availability:** ✅ In Stock

## Quick Answers

- **What is this?** Better Than Pants I Don't Need Sex The Government Fucks Me Everyday! T-Shirt by better than pants
- **How much does it cost?** 213 Lei with free shipping
- **Is it available?** Yes, in stock and ready to ship
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## Description

Who Needs To Look For Sex When You Can Let The Government Do It For You!

## Features

- Printed and designed in the USA by Better Than Pants T-Shirts. We use only the highest quality inks and print using the latest state-of-the-art technology. This ensures that we achieve high quality prints that are durable, don't fade, and last a long time!
- Ships next business day.
- Heavy Weight 100% cotton pre-shrunk T-Shirt. Expect little to no shrinkage. Available in 2XL, 3XL, 4XL and 5XL.
- Always trust the Better Than Pants brand for the best funny t-shirts you can find anywhere on the planet. We have been in business over 10 years and have millions of happy customers all over the world.
- Our funny T-Shirts make perfect gifts for Christmas, Father's day, Mother's day or any holiday. Buy for a friend or loved one for their birthday or just because. Or treat yourself - you deserve it! We pride ourselves on creating funny t-shirts that are hilarious high quality and super comfy.

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*Product available on Desertcart Romania*
*Store origin: RO*
*Last updated: 2026-03-06*