Fake Turd Gag Gift

We put this on our son's toilet seat knowing he'd come home around 3 am a little under the influence (he's 22 years old). I wish i had a hidden camera in the bathroom.It looks so real, he was stunned there was poop on the toilet, called his sister at 3am who left for out of town and asked why she sh.. on the toilet (too high for the dogs to drop a duce)....was sniffing it....afraid to touch it and was hesitating to poke it (thankfully didn't push it in the toilet to flush which was a concern) and it took him awhile to figure out it was a gag, but at least we had him going there for awhile. He left it on the kitchen sink and it stunned us for a quick moment when we saw it. It really is a fun gag gift. My husband even put it in his pocket when he visited his nephew's 2 year old who always goes in his pocket looking for candy. If you like having fun in a poopy way, it's definitely worth a few bucks to have on hand for a good laugh! Great for when the in laws don't like indoor dogs and your visiting your 'favorite' sister in law dog owner at a family party and you put it on the living floor where the in laws gather. I could go on....

I was reluctant to purchase this fake turd, as I have been burned by substandard fecal facsimiles in the past. However I am thrilled to say, this is far and away the best fake turd I have ever used. While not perfect, it meets most all of my requirements for artificial doodoo.Pros:- Color is spot on. Looks like a diet heavy with beef.- Glistens like a real unit in the morning sun.- Makes my wife really angry when she stumbles upon it.Cons:- Smells like plastic, not like real excrement- Tastes nothing like a beef laden brown snakeAll in all, I'd recommend this for all of your fake poopy needs.

Disappointed, does not look like pic, very light in color, would not fool anyone as a gag! Did not return simply due to the inconvenience of doing so.

I set this up on the toilet like in the picture above... but I closed the lid on it for the wait for the unsuspecting child or husband to stumble across it. It was a LOOOOONG 2 hr wait. The girls ages 12 and 5 came it across it. The 5 year old opened the toilet seat and made the funniest face and it scared her that she dropped the lid back on it and smashed her body back against the wall. The 12 year old said what???? what's wrong??? So she saw the little poo end sticking from under the toilet seat. She said "NO WAY!" She slowly lifted the lid and looked all the while her face was contorted and scrunched up!! HAHAHAHAHA She said ewwww omg!!! And when she dropped the lid it fell in the toilet. So they opened the lid again to get a good look at the poo and that when she saw MADE IN CHINA!!! She died laughing and told her little sister it was fake, but the 5 yr old wasnt going for it. So the 11 year old took it out the toilet with some tissue and rinsed it off and said see look it's fake!!! The five year old was terrified and kept backing up dodging it. BWHAHAHA... they both came to tell me what happened, but sadly they did it in front of their father!!!! So the gig was up and I couldn't get him :/ FUNNY I will post 3 pics when I get a second.

Inexpensive and fun. A little hard to get it to sit just right on a surface (the bottom is rounded). Fooled my son, so it was worth every penny. :)I have to say this: stating that the list price of this item is $14.95 is completely ridiculous. Because I thought it was so ridiculous I did some research and found this exact same item in many places ALL for between $3 & $4 each. I realize it says "List Price," but give your buyers a little credit for not being THAT stupid.

if you real stepped on this fake turd it would ruin your real day but turn out to be a relief once it was fake. with this real fake turd being so real-like i have to wonder what the composition of the fake turd is, really. I would guess it is 40% real human turd that has been chemically treated and stablized with polymers to eliminate smells and enhance the pooeyness. The other 60% is likely real fake poop extracted from plastic dolls or robots that help with composition and durability. It is a very real poop despite its fakeness. It is just amazing they can produce this product for only for under $3. I had to see it to believe it.this fake poop is as real as fake poo can be. it has all the characteristics a good fake poo should have without all the bad side effects of handling un-fake turds. if you are in need a quality fake turd, this turd will stand up value wise with the much more expensive fake turds. long story short if you do not have the time for a real turd, or the money for a more expensive fake turd... this is the fake turd for you.

I ordered this and my son and husband freaked the hell out. Both thought it was real. My son is three and was so like ahhhh Daddy, Sissy pooped on the toilet. She is eight. My husband was so grossed out. It was so hilarious. I laughed so hard I had tears in my eyes. Took it to a friends house though, didn't tell them and her little girl who is three seen it and thought pushed it in the toilet with toilet paper and flushed it cause she had to potty. Never seen it again. It was crazy the way my husband and son reacted to it. Great!

I bought this as a gag because it happened to pop up as I was shopping and it was cheap. I got it and placed it on my son's pillow on his bed. He thought one of the dogs had jumped on his bed and squatted on his pillow. He got paper towels to remove it and picked it up, and noticed the flat bottom with a pressure stamped label.The point of my little story is he did not know it was fake until he saw words stamped on the bottom. It looks real enough to get the gag where you want it.

Play with my fake turd all the time ,

Looks nothing like the image and does not look realistic.

This things a turd, literally. Not worth of you found it in a dollar store. There's other gag turds out there that are larger and look more realistic. Waste of money. Tiny, like a piece of dog poo.