Do you have a beard or know someone who does? A lot of time has gone into growing and maintaining that awesome face sweater. Men wish they had such a beastly beard and women are weak in the knees at the sight of such a manly face. The problem is that being so awesome always comes with a bunch of jealous haters. Shut them down by letting them know up front that they shouldn't give you grief just because you are a bearded beauty. This shirt is only available for the bearded. If you ever shave, proper beard etiquette requires that you burn this shirt. If anyone runs into you wearing this shirt and you are not currently sporting a beard, you are hereby agreeing to unlimited "Purple Nurples" and "Hurts Donuts".
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