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Family Guy creator Seth MacFarlane brings his boundary-pushing brand of humour to the big screen for the first time as writer, director and voice star of Ted . In the live action/CG-animated comedy, he tells the story of John Bennett (Mark Wahlberg), a grown man who must deal with the cherished teddy bear who came to life as the result of a childhood wish… and has refused to leave his side ever since. Bonus Features Extended Edition: This product includes both the original theatrical cut (101 mins) and an extended cut (107 mins). Anyone who's watched Family Guy knows that its creator Seth MacFarlane has a lot of hang-ups. As outrageous as many of them are in their animated TV show forum, they get a real rundown in Ted , MacFarlane's multi-hyphenate debut in feature films. As the director, producer, cowriter, and voice artist behind the title character, MacFarlane riffs on pop culture, drug culture, religion, sex, bodily functions, and all things '80s with the kind of abandon that borders on offensive to pretty much anyone--if only it all weren't so spot-on funny. Ted is an utterly believable CGI teddy bear who comes to life in the arms of a friendless 8-year-old boy named John, who quickly grows up to be Mark Wahlberg. John has made a wish that the pudgy plush be a friend for forever, a deal that they both hold on to with genuine poignancy as the years roll by. Ted grows right along with John in voice, manner, attitude, and bad habits until they're both unmotivated layabouts who would rather do nothing more than swill beer, smoke dope, and watch the absurdly iconic '80s movie Flash Gordon over and over again to the exclusion of most everything else in life. John has managed to pick up a girlfriend named Lori (Mila Kunis), who somehow tolerates the pair of them--at least for a little while. Eventually she's annoyed enough with John for not putting away his childish things, thoughts, and behaviours that she demands Ted move out and let them move on as adults. Among all the conceits that Ted embraces is the fact that this fully anthropomorphized stuffed bear started life as a global celebrity sensation before everyone forgot about him. Now he's just a blue-collar Boston nobody who sucks on a bong, chases women, and makes dirty jokes at every opportunity while nobody pays attention. This could have been a generic lowbrow buddy movie in the Judd Apatow mold, which might have been a little funny with a human slob in the Ted role. But MacFarlane brings to the remarkably expressive CGI creation an astonishing and often shocking dynamic with his voice characterization and the consistently clever situations, which whiz by in a structure that's pretty similar to an episode of Family Guy . There are frequent non sequitur digressions and offhanded one-liners that MacFarlane could never get away with on TV. But in the raunchy, anything-goes world of Ted it's all fair game. In addition to farts, drugs, bodily functions, and all manner of sexual vulgarity, it's the slams or homages to the 1980s that are the butt of many of the best zingers or recurring jokes. There are several cameo appearances that may make for delighted double takes. And Sam Jones, the star of the ill-fated Flash Gordon , plays a version of himself that makes a running gag all the more ingenious and demonstrates how far MacFarlane will go to bring comedy down to his level of hilarity. Mark Wahlberg should be commended for being game enough to participate and absolutely shows the comedy chops to make his scenes with Ted come alive. Technically the movie is a wonder as the two-foot Ted blends into the real world with complete believability even as he spouts some of the most outrageous dialogue this side of The Hangover . Ted may be an acquired taste for those who have a dislike for MacFarlane's comic sensibility--and there are a lot of people who do. But as a laughable lowbrow adventure that delivers virtually nonstop unexpected laughs with a little heart to back it up, Ted is a surprising comic novelty that may even win over some of the most vituperative MacFarlane haters. --Ted Fry Review: Ted gets 10 out of 5 stars from me - Hilarious. There is a light plot, and it is "serious" enough to carry the story and keep you watching to the end. It is not simply a farce of gags, which it could easily have turned into. There has been serious effort to make this film work. I think it will appeal very strongly to men because there is puerile humour, but done very well. Mark Walhberg who plays John, the man with the live Ted[dy] bear, is fantastic, and Mila Kuni does very well to play the "straight" role as John's girlfriend. The star is Ted, of course, but it only works because the actors (mainly Mark Wahlberg) play to the bear so strongly. The animation of Ted makes it realistic, whose character is like a human best buddy to John. The humour will make you laugh out loud. If you like the humour, a second viewing is worthwhile - you will have either forgotten or perhaps missed one or two gags the first time through, probably because you were still laughing from the previous joke or situation. Buy it and enjoy. Review: funny as - if my teddy bear when I was younger could do what this one does i would be well chuffed. one of the funniest movies I've seen in a while and considering seth was the voice for ted which did kinda reminded me of peter in family guy the humour was still there without disappointment. there were definately things you could relate to in real life in terms of the guy who hires ted to work in the convenience store although it probably took it to the extreme but managers are a bit like that. overall a really good movie that i would recommend anyone who likes comedies to see (by the way you don't need to like family guy to like this movie because I'm sure some people are thinking that).
| Contributor | Giovanni Ribisi, Joel McHale, Mark Wahlberg, Mila Kunis, Seth MacFarlane |
| Customer Reviews | 4.5 out of 5 stars 5,657 Reviews |
| Format | Blu-ray, PAL |
| Genre | Feature|Comedy |
| Language | English |
| Manufacturer | Universal Pictures UK |
| Number of discs | 1 |
| Runtime | 1 hour and 46 minutes |
| Studio | Universal Pictures |
N**R
from me
Hilarious. There is a light plot, and it is "serious" enough to carry the story and keep you watching to the end. It is not simply a farce of gags, which it could easily have turned into. There has been serious effort to make this film work. I think it will appeal very strongly to men because there is puerile humour, but done very well. Mark Walhberg who plays John, the man with the live Ted[dy] bear, is fantastic, and Mila Kuni does very well to play the "straight" role as John's girlfriend. The star is Ted, of course, but it only works because the actors (mainly Mark Wahlberg) play to the bear so strongly. The animation of Ted makes it realistic, whose character is like a human best buddy to John. The humour will make you laugh out loud. If you like the humour, a second viewing is worthwhile - you will have either forgotten or perhaps missed one or two gags the first time through, probably because you were still laughing from the previous joke or situation. Buy it and enjoy.
E**C
funny as
if my teddy bear when I was younger could do what this one does i would be well chuffed. one of the funniest movies I've seen in a while and considering seth was the voice for ted which did kinda reminded me of peter in family guy the humour was still there without disappointment. there were definately things you could relate to in real life in terms of the guy who hires ted to work in the convenience store although it probably took it to the extreme but managers are a bit like that. overall a really good movie that i would recommend anyone who likes comedies to see (by the way you don't need to like family guy to like this movie because I'm sure some people are thinking that).
B**S
Good film
Daughter got to watch with a friend a loved it
M**N
Very funny
It's not a family guy episode. It just isn't - don't be put off by the people who claim it is. What it is however, is 106 minutes of laughs with a smattering of suspense (no, really), and it's rounded off nicely with a heartwarming ending. All of that sounds a biit "meh", but when it's funny it's really funny - Ted going for a job interview at the supermarket had me almost hyperventilating with laughter. And there are some real near-to-the-knuckle comic moments. Patrick Stewart expertly narrates the opening scenes with excellent comic precision. If you're a big FG fan, you'll recognise that some of the crew are from FG: Walter Murphy does the music as he does on Family Guy. Alec Sulkin and Wellesley Wild had a hand in the screenplay. Also from FG: Lois (Alex Borstein) young John's mum Joe Swanson (Partrick Warburton) John's work friend, easily recognisible by his voice And in Ted, Lori is played by Mila Kunis who is Meg in Family Guy. Other cameos from memory include Flash Gordon (Sam J. Jones), Ryan Reynolds, and Norah Jones and Tom Skerritt. And a special mention must go to Giovanni Ribisi who is an excellent actor, he plays "weirdos" so well. For me, this was the second best film of 2012 (Avengers if you're wondering), and is well worthy of a place in your DVD collection. I've knocked a star off because it sagged for 10 minutes or so, don't let that put you off though.
T**N
It's ok it's a film
It's a film
G**N
Kids loved it.
Good film, even wife enjoyed it. Kids & myself loved it and keep watching it over.
B**X
Worth getting for the extra minutes alone!
I had loved Ted at the cinema when it came out and thought it was outrageous at that, but on getting this Extended Version I can see just how Outrageous things can get. Although only a few extra minutes of viewing are present, the impact was brilliant. Certainly NOT a film for kids or if you are a bit of a prude lol. For this great price it's a movie everyone with a sense of humour must have in their collection.
D**7
Disappointed after all the hype
The film starts well and has that feeling of 'this is going to be a great film' about it, casting us back to the 1980's and some nice nostalgic references and a Christmassy feel. But then once we leap forward to the current day and realise the bear is rude for rudeness sake then I found it a bit tiresome and infantile. It was a real shame as the potential was great and it could have been a really funny film had they gone for less smut and more intelligent humour. But hey, that's just my opinion. I did find some of the parts amusing don't get me wrong but those moments were somewhat diluted by the wave of puerile dialogue.
A**A
Steelbook con portada graciosa
Me ha gustado el vendedor, llegó antes de tiempo y bien protegido,todo estupendo,y en cuanto al steelbook,bonito y gracioso a la vez,que creo que es lo que pretendían,ya que es una comedia gamberra,nada más hay que ver la portada con el oso y el botellín de cerveza,que se puede esperar del creador de la serie de animación padre de familia
U**O
Irriverente ma piacevole
Film di buona fattura pieno di sarcasmo ed esagerazioni Qualità video ed audio ottima Consegna perfetta
B**I
Ted [Alemania] [Blu-ray]
El DVD está en Aleman, pero si lo que buscas es el Blu ray, está en Español(Castellano) con subtitulos en Castellano :) La pelicula es .... Sublime XD
ネ**郎
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かわいいようでワルなくまさんのおバカなドタバタコメディー。劇中で、かのクイーンが音楽を担当した『フラッシュゴードン』をいじっているのが痛烈に可笑しい。
M**D
Grandios
Dieser Film kommt von dem Genialen Herrn Farlane, dem wir schon Sendungen wie "Family Guy" zu verdanken haben. Bei diesem Film merkt man auch wirklich das hier die Macher von Family Guy am Werke sind. Dieser Film ist zwar eine Komödie, aber geht dennoch in die Richtung "Family Guy" und ist daher wirklich nicht für Kinder geeignet (Für Leute die Family Guy nicht kennen und denken das der Film hier auch für Kinder geeignet ist). Zum Film: Story: Hierbei handelt es sich um eine ganz normale Geschichte wie man sie auch aus anderen Filmen kennt, nur mit dem kleinen Unterschied das einer der Hauptcharaktere ein Teddybär ist. In der Geschichte ist wirklich alles vorhanden wie zb Spaß, Traurigkeit, Freundschaft und auch Action. Ich werde an dieser Stelle sicherlich keinen Spoiler verfassen und deshalb belasse ich es jetzt auch bei den 2 Zeilen :) Die Deutsche Synchro: Ist in meinen Augen wirklich Perfekt, TED bekam sogar die Stimme von Peter Griffin aus Family Guy und genau das war für mich ein Spezial in diesem Film, besser hätte man es nicht machen können. Die gesamte Synchro ist wirklich gelungen, mir ist keineswegs ein Schnittfehler oder ähnliches aufgefallen und für mich klingt die Deutsche Synchro besser als der Englische Ton. Die Bildqualität: Ist wirklich sehr schön, TED wurde auch wirklich gelungen Animiert, er sieht in fast allen Stellen im Film wirklich Real aus und hier muss ich ein großes Lob an die Macher geben, bekommt nicht jeder so Realistisch zu Stande. Die Schauspieler: Wurde wirklich alle Perfekt ausgewählt, hier hätten wir Mark Wahlberg den wir aus Filmen wie "Shooter, The Happening uvm" kennen, er ist wirklich Göttlich und wirklich einer der besten Schauspieler im Filmgeschäft, er kann wirklich alles, angefangen von Komödien und Action bis hin zu Dramen und Horror. Mila Kunis ist wirklich eine Augenweide und passt sehr gut in den Film, sie ist auch eine wunderbare Schauspielerin und macht den Film auch um ein viertel Ausschlaggebender. Auch Ryan Reynolds bekommt man im Film kurz zu sehen, es sind zwar nur 2 kurze Szenen, die aber Genial in den Film eingebunden wurden. Und auch die restlichen nicht so bekannteren Schauspieler waren super, jeder hat seine Rolle sehr gut umgesetzt und meine Anerkennung auf jeden Fall verdient. Dialoge: Sind hier wirklich Grandios, wie der Film andere Filme und auch Musiker auf die Schippe nimmt ist schon recht Genial :) Hier fallen auch Personen aus Family Guy, wobei ich nicht zu viel verraten möchte aber hier stimmt einfach alles. Auch die Lauflänge des Filmes ist für mich genau Richtig, nicht zu wenig aber auch nicht zu viel. Der Film wurde in keinster Stelle langweilig oder verlor nur annähernd an Comedy. Hier hat wirklich alles gestimmt und ich bin den Machern und vor allem Seth MacFarlane wirklich dankbar für sein Werk, der Film ist für mich eine der besten Komödien die es überhaupt gibt. Ich möchte hier aber auch noch ein paar Worte an die Blu Ray Version des Filmes verlieren. Über die Blu Ray: Gleich zu Anfang möchte ich ein großes Manko der Blu Ray Veröffentlichung nennen und zwar hat es Universal anscheinend nicht zu Stande gebraucht die Berliner & Bayrische Fassung mit auf die Blu Ray zu packen, ich kann zwar überhaupt nicht nachvollziehen warum das so ist, kann mir aber denken das es pure Geldmacherei zu sein scheint. Ich finde es wirklich nicht gut obwohl die Blu Ray Veröffentlichung wirklich gut ist, aber die zwei Fassungen hätten doch locker noch mit drauf gepasst. So werde ich mir diese nie ansehen und finde es doch schade, da ich denke das die beiden Sprachfassungen auch ihren gewissen Witz haben werden. Zuerst wollte ich mir den Film ja auf DVD kaufen da es von dem Film TED keine Spezial Edition im Steelbook gibt und ich Elite Case Versionen von Blu Ray's nur ungerne kaufe. Doch weil die Blu Ray sehr viele Extras mehr aufweißt als die DVD habe ich mich dann doch dazu entschlossen mir diese zu kaufen. Die Bildqualität der Blu Ray: Ein wirklich schönes Bild, gestochen Scharf, wie es sich eben gehört für eine Blu Ray. Es sind keinerlei Fehler vorhanden und somit kann ich getrost sagen " das es eine schöne Veröffentlichung ist, die uns Universal hier auf den Markt gehauen hat". Der Ton: Einwandfrei, die Stimmen sind angepasst und werden auch nicht von der Musik überlappt und von daher Harmoniert wirklich alles. Ich habe auch hier keinen einzige Tonfehler finden können und war daher sehr begeistert davon. Die Extras: Sind sehr interessant und es sind von denen auch genügend vorhanden. Ich werde euch hier mal aufzählen was sich alles an Extras auf der Blu Ray befinden: Unveröffentlichte Szenen Alternative Szenen Gag Reel Das Making of von TED Ein Teddybär Handgemenge Und ein Filmkommentar mit dem Regisseur/Koautor Seth MacFarlane, Koautor Alec Sulkin und Hauptdarsteller Mark Wahlberg. Alles in einem ist der Film wirklich sehenswert und für jeder man gedacht. Hier bekommt man eine Komödie die an den Humor von Family Guy erinnert und sogar noch einen Tick schräger ist. Ich kann den Film wirklich weiterempfehlen und auf einen zweiten Teil hoffen :) 5 Sterne von mir
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