Adjustable Optical Trial Lens Frame, PD 48-80mm, Lightweight Alloy Optometry Frame with Adjustable Temples, Nose Bridge, and 4-Slot Insert Lense

I desperately needed protection from hoards of women trying to grab a piece of me whenever I went into public. I found these glasses and thought this is the perfect thing to repel the slobbering hoards. I tested them out by attending a party. I kept adjusting the knobs and the women would either just ignore me or mutter "What a nerd" as they walked by. I did have a couple of women that saw through my rouse and tried to make a move on me. I found if I added a little loop of masking tape around the nose bridge I was left completely alone! It is comforting knowing that products like these can help those of us who are terminally handsome! Thanks to modern optometry!!