HIGH COTTON Come Back with a Warrent Durable Funny Indoor Outdoor Doormat

It was love at first sight!!! When I saw this mat I knew I had to get it. Not only was it funny but it is a great mat for indoor or outdoor use. I highly recommend.

I use it indoors for an apartment. It is just fine.

It's a bit flimsy, but that's not where this doormat shines. When the cops show up at your door and ask if they can come in so they can ask you a few questions to "clear things up", look down at your mat and it will be a great reminder to answer, "On the advice of my lawyer, I respectfully decline. Here is his contact info. Thank you, and have a nice day."

I bought this for a friend of mine who had recently had a rather involved encounter with the law. I thought the mat was a hilarious idea. He didn't seem to find it as funny, but that's not important.What is important is that I was hoping for a little more for my money when purchasing this insensitive gift. I work at a flooring store, and in hindsight I think I could have made this myself for less...... but to be fair, that is because I work in a flooring store. The other 99.99% of the population who are fortunate enough to to ANYTHING other than work in a flooring store should be more than content with this product.I will tell you that the binding seems to be of good quality, and the carpet itself, while not of exceptional quality, should serve its purpose for at least a couple years depending on the weather in your area. I think I was just frustrated because I realized that I could have made this myself, and I don't usually pay for things that I can do/make myself. This was also a strange experience for my because I realized that I had found the one positive side to working at a flooring store: I can make my own doormats.To sum up:If you do ANYTHING other than work in the floor covering industry, and you want to buy this: BUY ITIf you work in the flooring industry and you want to buy this: DON'T.... and may god have mercy on your soul.

Definitely a mat you'll want to purchase for the statement and not durability. I love the message though. It does blow away in the wind.

I bought this for my brother for his birthday, because I thought it was hilarious. My brother has never had a brush with the law, obeys all rules at all times, is entirely non-confrontational, and could care less about freedoms and social justice. For him to have a doormat expressing any sentiment stronger than "Whatever" is inherently humorous to all who know him, and I knew his friends would get a kick out of it.But unfortunately, he refuses to use it. He is CERTAIN his homeowners association would fine him for being "flippant". He also worries that someday, some emergency will happen and the cops will show up to help him, see the doormat, then turn and go away, muttering, "Well, I NEVER! I am so offended! Let him die!"Will this hold up to weather and wind? Who knows?Will this help you confirm that your 41 year old brother is a big wimpy chicken? Absolutely.

I love it! I live in Mexico so some people don't get it... but for those who understand, it's hilarious. I've read some reviews and in my experience, this is what I think:Yes, it's too light. Any semi-strong wind will fly it away to the heavens. What I did is that I pasted below my ugly, old and way more sturdy may below and now nothing will move it.For me, it's exactly as described. Colors, material, lettering, just as expected.All in all, I'm very happy with my purchase. And I don't worry about our policías getting offended 'cause none speak English, lol (other fellow Mexican citizens will agree with me on this).

I purchased One of these a few years ago as a gift for my deputy sheriff son in law. I noticed the other day after sitting outside the front door in the beating Florida sun, heat, humidity, tropical rain and a few hurricane force winds in a household with 3 active little boys, their friends and two cats it was getting a little frayed. Small wonder right? Ordering a replacement was a no brained. This thing is bomb proof. Highly recommend.

Writing this review from jail during my one hour computer time. Cops had a laugh before they kicked in my front door.

I thought I was buying a floormat but it is more of a bath mat. So I have to keep it in the house not by the door. I cant hate on the seller for that. But it is advertised as a doormat

This is a well-made novelty doormat. It's I was better quality than I thought it would be.

This product is much cheaper looking in real life than the photos depict it. The mat is not meant for the outdoors and the text was crooked. I would not recommend this mat.

Headline says it all, gives off a laugh to those with a sense of humor