DHERA Men's Trisuit Triathlon padded sleeveless suit Duathlon Running Swimming Cycling skin suit

I'm really impressed by this Trisuit, but be aware... the sizes are somewhat out.If, like me, you're not stick thin, allow me to guide you through the process of shoehorning yourself into it.Step 1: Use the bathroom. Seriously... you won't be able to for the foreseeable future.Step 2: Apply a liberal amount of butter to your legs, crotch and bum. This will later caramelize due to friction, but it's necessary.Step 3: Put your one leg in, the other leg out. In, out, in, out... y'all know what it's all about.Step 4: Put your other leg in and scream in agony as the rubber inner grip attaches itself to the hairs on your shin, ripping them out in the process.Step 5: Take a deep breath and quickly pull them up, giving yourself a leg wax even Veet would be proud of.Step 6: Check the wife is certain she doesn't want any more children; you're going to be crushed so tight, your cheeks will resemble a hamster storing nuts for the winter.Step 7: Pull them up firmly, level with your waist.Now, if you're entering a fun run... stop here and you can go as the half-squeezed tube of toothpaste. If not, carry on...Step 8: By now, the arm holes are about level with your waistline... and seemingly won't go any higher. Now, make like hoodini and contort yourself into what I can only describe as the "chicken dance stance".Step 9: Apply what's left of the butter to your top half and with sheer brute force, wrench the suit up and over one shoulder.Step 10: If you're anything over 4ft tall, the tension in the suit is now curling you round like a greasy question mark. Persevere and stand up straight.Step 11: Nearly there. Use every ounce of strength to stretch the now-transparent fabric over the other shoulder.Step 12: Relax, you've just burned a thousand calories getting the ruddy thing on.Removal:Don't bother trying. Cut the necessary holes so you don't inflate like a human catheter bag and get on with your life.

Excellent and great value

good value

Did my first sprint tri, it may be fair to say that I wouldn’t have your typical athletic build. Tri suit did great, comfortable and seems to be good quality for the price found it good starting off as I didn’t know if i’d Ever use it again. Also was happy to wear it even though I thought that it might be the piece of clothing that I would have a heart attack in. So, I guess was happy to be found dead in it 🤭