Vampires Suck

It’s funny and great skit comedy to the franchise the ending is stupid though lol wish it would’ve been better

This is such a good funny take on original, my family and I love it and we watch it often. We love watching it with friends that have never seen it but have seen the original.

Good parody of twilight

The movie was just ok, but I really enjoyed the lead actress with her facial expressions and hair touching that resembled Kristen Stewart's in the original movie.

This was not a great movie. Even for a spoof movie. But it had its moments and my daughter and I laughed and had a good time. This is why I gave it four stars.

After a rough day I was looking for some much needed escapist and simplistic humor and made the poor decision to ignore all the negative reviews of this film. As others point out the story is disjointed, poorly written and not funny. I was hoping for a truly funny movie like Dodgeball (well written and unique). This movie relies totally on senseless violence and parody. The main point I would like to emphasize however is the brutal hazing and bullying that goes on in this movie. As someone who works with kids who have been subjected to bullying and abuse I did not expect to see this film coated with it. The character Becca (Jenn Proske) is verbally and physically assaulted throughout the film. A few examples: her first day of school she is egged, kicked, hit and verbally attacked. Later she is called a loser for not going to prom and hit in the head with a bottle. I don't mind the off-beat, slapstick and sometimes over the top kind of violence of some comedies but this is mean-spirited, excessive, tormenting violence. The other characters suffer through unnecessary violence throughout the story-less movie. In fact the movie starts with a fight between Team Jacob and Team Edward fans where girls wearing the appropriate T-shirt brutally hit each other with clubs and shovels. Almost anytime a character has anything go wrong, their answer is swift and savage. Is senseless violence really funny with no other jokes or story? If so this is your movie. In my opinion there is nothing redeeming about this movie and I truly hope you spare yourself.

Spoof movies are a guilty pleasure of mine. I have loved them ever since the day that I first saw the now legendary and classic spoof movie "Airplane!". Vampires Suck carries on the tradition of the spoof movie by poking fun at the popular Twilight movies. Now, to be honest, I enjoy the Twilight films. I even took my Wife to see the latest Twilight movie, Breaking Dawn Part 1, and we both had a great time. They're fun little movies in their own right, if you don't take them too seriously. Anywhoos...Vampires Suck is the story of Becca Crane, played wonderfully here by Jenn Proske, who is a high school teenager that meets and falls in love with a vampire that goes to her school and is also in her biology class. This vampire student is named Edward Sullen, played superbly by Matt Lanter. Now, mind you, half the fun of this movie is knowing the source material on exactly who these characters are spoofing, and all I can say is, Jenn and Matt do a great send-up job on the characters that Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson portray in the Twilight Saga films.Vampires are quickly overtaking the little town of Sporks, Washington, and Becca's dumb and clueless father, portrayed by the great Diedrich Bader, who is the Sheriff of Sporks, can't seem to get to the bottom of the mystery. Meanwhile, the mortal enemies of the vampires are the werewolves, which just so coincidentally one of them happens to be another local boy that Becca knows named Jacob, played by Christopher N. Riggi. Jacob falls madly in love with Becca, and warns her about staying away from Edward...and, well, we get a whole lot of hilarious gags based on this preposterous love triangle.You really do have to be familar with the Twilight Saga premise in order to enjoy this spoof movie because while it's titled Vampires Suck, there's really not a whole lot of vampire spoofing in this film outside of the Twilight movies. But, for what it does poke fun at, Vampires Suck does very well. I give it two wooden stakes up.

Good movie

トワイライト　を愛するすべてのファンの方々へこの映画は必見の価値があります。アメリカの文化を知っている人は２倍笑えて・・・アメリカの文化を勉強中の方は「うなずき」隊に参加です。ここまでトワイライトを茶化してもいいのがアメリカ映画の寛大？的配慮ですよね。最初から最後まで笑いに次ぐ笑いです。バックに流れる歌の歌詞にも注目ですよ！ブレイキング・ドーン　が公開される来年までのひと時を笑いの世界で楽しみましょう！

いかにもB級っぽいタイトルであまり期待しないで観たのですが、なかなかどうしてかなり楽しめました。しかもエドワード役のマット・ランターをはじめ、役者が本家をしのぐほどの美形ぞろいな上、コメディのつぼを押さえた演技で笑わせてくれます。本家の冷酷な美少女ヴァンパイアジェーン役はダコタ・ファニングが演じてますがこっちのエミリー・ブロブストのほうが適役だったのではと思うほど印象的でした。雰囲気のある音楽も良い！いろいろきわどい公開当時の米国ゴシップネタも満載で笑わせてくれます。 あくまで原作と本家の素晴らしさあってのパロディであり、こちらのほぼトワイライトでも笑いをとりながら、本家をちゃんとリスペクトしているというのは伝わりました。出来れば続編（ほぼトワイライトpart2)もつくってほしいくらい。

I wasn't sure whether this film would be any good or not, but was delighted to find that it was very funny! The film lost a star due to unexpected injury detail - I am very squeamish so looked away a few times, but if you're not easily disgusted by a little 80's style gore (and enjoy a good spoof) you should like this! Despite this I enjoyed it, as it combined well areas from the first two films and was hilarious! Especially loved the performances by Edward Sullen and Charlie - their lines are gold!

爆笑もので何回見ても飽きないです、今は友人宅にお邪魔してます。

トワイライトが大好きで皆さんの評価につられて購入しました。もう、がっかりするほどの茶化し方なんですけど。日本でいうコント？なんでしょうか？？でもお金のかけ方が違います。また似てない俳優さんが真剣に演じているのが、笑えます。でも。買うことはなかったな・・・。レンタルで十分でした。