Vampires Suck [Blu-ray+ Digital Copy]

If you are a fan or not a fan of Twilight, I definitely recommend this movie. It is very cheesy during some parts and the plot is a little lacking here and there but the first time I watched this, I laughed so hard I was crying. It is like a lot of the other movies of this genre-Scary Movie, Disaster Movie and other parody-type films, it has a lot of dumb moments that you just kind of roll your eyes at. But if you need a good laugh and get all of the Twilight movie/book references, this is a good one to check out.

This movie was a waste of my time. Was hopeful it would be a comical spoof but instead it was simply idiotic and I'm pretty sure my IQ dropped while watching it.

i've seen this movie a couple times on cable and being a die hard twi hard fan, i thought it was hilarious. i burst out laughing many times. they tried to combine a few of the movies into one. some twihards were insuluted by this movie, but i found it very amusing. the girl who played bella was dead on as kristen stewart with her hesitation mannerisms. the guy who played edward was hilarious. also got a kick out of the guy who played taylor. i thought this was an excellent satire. laugh every time. a good thing to fill the void now that the twilight movies are over...for some...enjoy...

I laughed out loud for the entirety of this movie. There are so many moments that are absolutely ridiculous in their insanity. This movie takes itself so seriously, but the way they distort the contents of the Twilight franchise is absurd. There was one particularly memorable moment where a teenage girl wearing a shirt that said "Team Jacob" hit Becca (a stand in for Bella) with a shovel. Why? Because Becca (Bella) chose Edward. Absolutely spot on. I'm a huge Twilight fan, but even if you're not and you only have a vague knowledge of Twilight, you'll still love Vampires Suck.

Ever thought the portrayal of Bella was very bad, poor acting, weird actor (in a bad way)? In Vampires Suck, the actor is much better, far more human, capable of acting, looks more like a real person, and most importantly of all, is capable of acting as IF they were Kristen Stewart, meaning they can act well, but also know how to act bad.The comedy is constant, and funny. There were parts that literally made me cringe at the sight of body parts being disfigured. Overall, it was better than the actual Twilight movies were.

I must say, this movie was so funny! I also loved how well they did each character’s hair and makeup to make all of them look almost like the actual characters in the film. This was spot on, I’m currently watching breaking wind and I wish they used the same cast, because breaking wind actually sucks compared to this one! Vampires suck is a must watch

Vampires Suck successfully and hilariously pokes fun at vampire movies and is an excellent satire of the Twilight movies. One of the few movies I could watch over and over in the same vein as Superhero Movie (Drake Bell, Leslie Nielsen, Kevin Hart, and Marion Ross). If you liked Superhero Movie or Clue, you'll probably love this!

Spoof movies are a guilty pleasure of mine. I have loved them ever since the day that I first saw the now legendary and classic spoof movie "Airplane!". Vampires Suck carries on the tradition of the spoof movie by poking fun at the popular Twilight movies. Now, to be honest, I enjoy the Twilight films. I even took my Wife to see the latest Twilight movie, Breaking Dawn Part 1, and we both had a great time. They're fun little movies in their own right, if you don't take them too seriously. Anywhoos...Vampires Suck is the story of Becca Crane, played wonderfully here by Jenn Proske, who is a high school teenager that meets and falls in love with a vampire that goes to her school and is also in her biology class. This vampire student is named Edward Sullen, played superbly by Matt Lanter. Now, mind you, half the fun of this movie is knowing the source material on exactly who these characters are spoofing, and all I can say is, Jenn and Matt do a great send-up job on the characters that Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson portray in the Twilight Saga films.Vampires are quickly overtaking the little town of Sporks, Washington, and Becca's dumb and clueless father, portrayed by the great Diedrich Bader, who is the Sheriff of Sporks, can't seem to get to the bottom of the mystery. Meanwhile, the mortal enemies of the vampires are the werewolves, which just so coincidentally one of them happens to be another local boy that Becca knows named Jacob, played by Christopher N. Riggi. Jacob falls madly in love with Becca, and warns her about staying away from Edward...and, well, we get a whole lot of hilarious gags based on this preposterous love triangle.You really do have to be familar with the Twilight Saga premise in order to enjoy this spoof movie because while it's titled Vampires Suck, there's really not a whole lot of vampire spoofing in this film outside of the Twilight movies. But, for what it does poke fun at, Vampires Suck does very well. I give it two wooden stakes up.

Even so I did not watch any vampire sagas, I enjoyed this comedy a lot.My type of humor:As she is asleep, the Vampire states - "Just the sound of your breathing is the greatest gift you can give me...", then she farts loudly :-) LOL

Great service, fast delivery to countries like Denmark.The movie is good, not something I can complain aboutBravo!!

so funny

Bought this because I enjoy films that are so bad they're good, and this did not disappoint! Actually laughed out loud a few times too as it's genuinely funny at times.

im a huge fan of the twlight saga, so i did.nt want any thing to tarnish it, but i watched this and to my surprise i enjoyed even laughed, it,s well casted lots of hidden jokes and if your a vampire series fan you find them in here, some of the effects where done well, money was spent on the film even though its meant as satire film.