The 7 Secrets of Treeology: How Using a Compass and The Sun Can Reveal Your Stunning Home

I bought this book hoping for tips on how to care for the old oak in my backyard, and boy was I shocked when I cracked it open. My first warning should have been the CD of Der Nibelung that fell out of the dust jacket, but I persevered. If you, like the author, are a piece of anti-semetic human garbage, you will find this book full of useful tips, like which trees are best suited to craft burning crosses. Apparently ash trees are great for making busts of your favorite dictators. Sadly, I do not believe i was the target audience for this book. I suspect it is intended for those with fewer teeth and more brain injuries. But, if you are bigoted trash with a sickly maple, this may just be the book for you!