Dave the Villager 33: An Unofficial Minecraft Series (The Legend of Dave the Villager)

+-+-+-SPOILERS IN REVIEW-+-+-+BASED ON MY LIFE:I check the kindle store every morning for new books and there was none. Fast forward to later that day. I just finished rereading dtv 20 and it mentioned the battle of diamond city so I went to go reread book 10.*searchs dave the villager 10**sees dave the villaver 33**GASP*Now at this time I was in a car tbat was pullingout of my driveway. I yelled "PLEASE WAIT LIKE TEN SECONDS SO I CAN DOWNLOAD A BOOK". Guess who doesnt wait and made me wait till I got home to read it…:+:+:+RATINGS+:+:+:Length 7/10 decentPlot twistyness 11/10 ERROR ERROR CRITICAL ERRORCarl-ness 8/10 See the quotes sectionCLIFFHANGER 9/10 Spidroth trapped in an ender chest? Bouldering zombies? Bedrock City? Mulligan Town? Big Nose?Crazyness 10/10 whaaaaaaaaaat??!?!TOTAL 45/50if number = >44 then stars = 5@$&@$"ES&$@&$@"Sure I'll keep that in mind if I ever go down a path of crime" -Dave"If I die, plant a potato tree in my honor"-Carl"On second thought, just plant a tree and stick some potatos in it"-Carl"Welcome to Mulligan Town"-Big Nose(")(")(")REVIEWERS BIT(")(")(")Fave clans for dtvBBRMCJFave reviewersstizzy (wow somebody actually likes my reviews)supremeimmature (haha I spelled it right)KRTman (what? the rupert rebellion was just to get claire with jimmy in sv?! Jimmy should be with emma!)Starz (You were the first reviewer i looked up to.?Aer (how do you make those tilty letters)Favorite reviewer namesE-ran banootnootfear_mrhayhaysupremeimmatureNOTENTITY303king o noobmr. cookie face#%~#%~RAMBLING~%#~%#So this book is very good. Very creative which I like. The cover as well. What if the the minecraft pig exploded like a creeper because the creepr was supposed to be a pig. Did you know that there is a 5% chance of a fox spawning ith an emerald in its mouth? Parrots will dance if you tame them and then sit them next to a jukebox, and then turn on the jukebox. Creepers can climb ladders and vines even though thry have no arms. I'm watching the inaugaration ceremony rivht now. Why is the NBC rainbow flower thingy not in the order of the rainbow? Why is the number 4 look all weird? You should watch hermitcraft. Search "hermitcraft season seven" on youtube. Ramble over…§¢§¢§¢SPOT IT¢§¢§¢§Inspired by SupremeImmatureNOOB:Sspot the :;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;:;;;;;;;;;;;;;EASY:spot the S$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$S$$$$$$MEH:Spot the ([[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[([[[[[[[[[[[[[[TOUGH:Spot the [(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((([(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((HACKERSpot the ' (This is possible)"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""'"""""""""""""""""""""ULTRAHACKER (probably easier tben the last one)Spot the "''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''"'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''/;/;/;OUTRO;\;\;\So time to wrap tis up! Sorry that this review is a couple weeks late! Dang I want to put bye then my name but BRBasher trademarked it :( How bout this instead?~BeachTowel was not the imposter( who else says the among us ejection in a funny voice?)Ok i wont put like 10000000000 ...s because that is annoyingbye for reali like chickenlolok bye

omg. this is a great book a bit short tholength:6romnce:2adventure:off the scalebatlle:6spidroth is trapped in an e-chest.oh my god. is her loved one AHEM COUGH COUGH dave... going to save her? or is she gonna break out herself? find out. in dave. villager. Z!!! also. can u make it so dave dont hv to be farmer? it stupid honestly. and spoiler why did you have the bell interupt dave n spidroths kiss. fudge that crap.fudge.that.crap.review of book overal:28 but its a good book so its 45.so boom.spidroth: umm you like me?dave:will u marry me? spidroth: :0 carl:oooooooohhh. oh. oh. oh my gooood. also carl:u wanna marry that red freak?facepalm.carl:baked potato,will you marry me? spidroth: hahahahahhaha whos the one laughin now huh, fool? XD lmfao. dave:sigh :/the day of spidroth n daves wedding. herobrine: what the f### is going on!? why is my doughter marrying my worst enemy!? spidroth: :P herobrine: grrrr >:c dave: :J herobrine: >:(I dave n spidroth kiss as the "wedding thing" herobrine ggggggGgGGgGGRRRRRsry got off track there but yeah herobrine wuld be peeed off (sry bout the curse but its somethin he would say).hey can u check to see if stn is okay? he hasnt published a book in little under A yr. im worried for him. is he okay? pls check.it would make my day if you get reults send it to my email . ill give it to u by emailpls answer it.ur one of my fav authors and so is he so i dont want to see his series go to waste.ty.king o noobje or cookie king 465je (the je is my clan thing,its for sv, go to the review on sv 25 to see my reveiw to see what it is.if u wanna join pls ask in ur review).p.s can u put me on reviews list as cookie king JE 465 spelled just like that.one last thing charecter idea:Johnson: pigmanmalehas netherite bow and arrows and leather armormeets porkins and becomes his close freind then betrays him to fight with m.mbut betray m.m to be wit porkins and the others. so they got triple-crossed.you dnt hv to but id like to be in the book as johnson the pigman or villager. you choose.well bye p.p.s pls make it so spidroth n dave get married this took 30 mins to write so pls think about it ty. bye for real tho.: king o noob JE or cookie king JE 465

hi mr. dave so glad you made another book this book was so epic that i dont even know where to begin..how about the reviewers list THANK YOU THANK YOU for puttin me on the reviewers list (T ▽ T)(i realy hope that the face is crying tears of joy andnot sadness heh heh...um...back to the review then so this book was epic i actualy eed to think another word cus epic is getting old really fast also i loved the sarcistic quip made by dave i also like that mad mulligan was pretty nice actully i though that mad mulligans name was given by his soldiors because he was angry and evil all the time and also i like that creepo jones came back even though he was pretty annoying that little guy went out like a hero but is he dead...?ideas:-1.this is probably really unlikely but maybe mad mulligan becomes good and joins dave on his journeycus dave has to dstroy yet anather end portal2.Bouldering zombies drop potatoes !!????!!3.maybe null was herobrines brother who wasz imprisined by herobrine who also took away his rainbow powers so he became black and shadowy also unknow to herobrine his powers got absorbed into a block known as the glitchicon yeah...the elemental block.plot holes:-1.if the clthes alex wears like the ninja outfit dissapears every time she respawns shouldnt she appear in bed wearin really loose steve clothes? because the classic alex clothes were given to her by proffesor quigley2.you said ever since alex respawned she ate meat but when szhe was heading up jebs peak it wasmentined that she does not eat meati really hope you use the ideas and consider the plot holes and if you do i hope they make the dave the villager books bettera guy who loves your books-bobdavidtomscat

Amazng book (as usual) but it came out on my birthday!!! I read it the day after release and ony now thought to reveiw!!!Ok first things first, can someone explain to me what hermitcraft is? It sound kinda cool but idk what it is! I plan to join if someone just explains to me exactly what it is and what i need to do...Anyways now the proper review...Good:- EVERYTHINGBad: (don't even ask me why i have this section anymore, i actually am going to remove this part in my next reveiws)-NOTHING (well what were you expecting?)Questions:-When is book two of the jyrstal sword? Hope it is soon!!!-Do you have a luckky number, if do what is it and why?-Are you gonna do more co-labbing with dr block?-Why did you call the charecters the names they are? For example why call dave, dave or carl, carl?-I already know the answer to this but do you have contactswith steve the noob, he has been quiet for a while now...Talking of quiet, what ever happened to TheMemeLord? If you are out there buddy let us know!!!If there is something i forgot to add then sorry but im pretty sure that is it!TrollsterJ（ ≧▽≦)/

This book was awesome! Please keep writing more.Goodmaries gang gets killed and she has to chop her arm off xddave learns more about the sightBadMarie is now in charge of the gangspidroth is in the ender chestmarie survivesmad mulligans gang has the trident of emeroslots of villages are about to be destroyedSort of good but sort of badcreepo jones dies.pls add me to list of reviewers As bennyboy8964thx'alex out ' lelbye

Hey it’s HaoHao444 here, and I have a few questions this time:Is a “season (my brain doesn’t remember, and I think it’s a season)” in DTV gonna be 5 books, or 10 books?Will you stop at 50 books?Can you make a spin-off story about Spidroth?Can you make more crossovers with Dr. Block?How old are you?Have you done a face reveal?Ok and can you add me in the reviewers list as HaoHao444 please?Thanks, and bye!

it was really awesome and i especially liked when Alex fighted the whole army. its really cool that Dave has.the sight now so hes a really good fighter. the only thing that is bad is that it takes AGES to come out. anyways, keep up the good work, and ill see u next timeFin2009

Hallo dave first i want to say thanks for the amazing books second please put my name in the book third qna question will you replay the whole of minecrft soon and have you read steve the noob and finaly make a evil/good charter called stev evil steve