Graduation Honor Cord Grad Days(Gold)

Great got the job done

As decribed

I was never seen as the sharpest knife in the drawer, and I got tired of it, so I got this graduation cord to hang on my rearview mirror to make me look smart. It worked! A friend of mine named Ssen Chol got in the car and asked what the cord was, and naturally I told him I graduated from Harvard. He asked what degree, and I didn't think that far ahead so I looked at the first thing I saw out the window. I saw a labradoodle being walked so of course I told him I was a worm chiropractor. He was like "wait, how is that a degree- and aren't worms invertebrates?" so I yelled at him for disrespecting my profession and that obviously that was the problem I was trying to solve, worms deserve spines too! I got so distracted yelling at him though that I swerved off the road and drove straight into the wall of my local Walmart. As unfortunate as that was (I was aiming for Kroger) I went ahead and pulled through the bread isle to grab some bagels for my late night focus group for vertabratley-challenged worms. Seeing that I was serious about my job, my friend apologised and asked if he could admit something- he was also invertabrately challenged! He begged my forgiveness for his bigoted ways and asked to join my focus group- of course I said yes, who am I to deny the advancement of invertebrate rights? So we go to the focus group and everyone's talking about the progress they made that week (Jerry stood straight for a whole 10 seconds- impressive for no spinal support!). Finally my friend started to share his progress, saying he had managed to eat 5 people that day- of course, we had no idea what he meant by eating people... until Ssen Chol revealed himself as the Loch Ness monster in disguise! I couldn't believe the betrayal... he started eating everyone, there were blood, guts, and a lack of bones everywhere. I had to put a stop to this, so I grabbed my trusty graduation chord and lassoed his legs, taking down the beast once and for all. And that, ladies, gentlemen, and invertebrates, is why being a worm chiropractor is a noble profession to uptake. Cool cord, too, 8/10. Just wish the color was a bit more accurate (it was more like baby blue).

Mine didn’t show up with bad quality as others in the review did. It looks great and is a pretty pink and will work great for what I need it for.

My college graduation got canceled so I wanted some cords to take graduation photos in. I got 2 (orange and blue) and they worked well for pictures at the beach. There are some loose ends in the tassel, but since I was only going to use it for about an hour, I didn't mind. I would suggest hanging them for a couple of days before using them - they come folded and the kinks are noticeable for the first day or so. I guess you could iron them out, but hanging them from my door for a couple of days worked well too.

STORY TIMEI told my parents that I graduated with honors, and thanks to the FERPA act my parents have no legal way of checking without me showing them. (I majored in PR, they paid for my education in photoshop). I wore this for graduation pictures with my parents (cashed in on that grade point bonus and lifetime of gloating over my older and less intelligent siblings) then ditched it to walk the stage with my graduating class. Long story short, for $4 I moved for the last seat at the table to directly next to my dad at Thanksgiving......screw your Harvard siblings, DECIDE to be an hours student and to your family, you will be...

Honor cords are awarded (and sold) by specific departments at our high school. For the Health Science track, the students took a certification exam a week before graduation, so they didn't have time to pre-order gray/silver cords and instructed us to purchase them online. This cord was the same length/width/quality of other cords awarded, and the tassel stayed intact. Note: I'd just taken it out of the package for this photo, so it looks a little "wrinkled", but it smoothed out.

I didn't read the details so they're a little longer than I was wanting so that's on me but I'm using them to keep the curtains on our canopy bed open and they're sturdy and a nice bright red color. Not soft like omg I can't stop touching it but not rough either! I like them. :)