Hallowed Be Thy Gains | Funny Muscle Jesus Weight Lifting Work Out Humor T-Shirt

The shirt was true to size and the image was nice and bright. It was a gift for one of my kids and he loved it. It’s gone through the wash twice and it hasn’t shrunk. I’d definitely purchase another one again.

As someone who is in the military I have found that deployments can get rough. You need something to lift your spirits and give you strength in what you do. That's where this bold beauty of a shirt came into my life. It was exactly 6 days before my birthday and I needed to browse protein and a good workout shirt. I saw it. The one with Jesus himself on it with the heavenly words of "Hallowed Be Thy Gains" on it. When the package arrived, it was magnificent. I touched the package and heard a heavenly chorus of angels sing to me. I stopped touching it, and they stopped. I touch it again, pick it up, and take it to my quarters. As I went, they sang the songs of heaven itself to me. Next thing I knew, there I was in the gym wearing the shirt. Angels sang to me as I lifted. No need for airpods anymore. I have gained so much power from this shirt that I can now lift 100 lbs more than before with ease. The power of Christ gives me strength, and I used it to get even more gains than ever before in my life as well as be a better person. It is because of this that I am going to be going home and hugging my family whilst having to be careful not to snap their spines as I hug back. Hallowed be thy gains... the words of wisdom and now my eternal strength. I can do any workout I desire. I am on another level of gains. I am powerful. Amen.

Shirt arrived looking as advertised. I like that it was printed on pre-shrunk cotton. Was an XMAS present for my nephew and he put the shirt on right after opening it. Can’t say how the screen holds up to several washes yet but I’m sure it will do just fine.

Size med, fits perfect. He wears twice a week, loves it, holds up good in wash, no shrinking or fading! Soft material

Bought this for my husband ... but now I’m buying it again because it shrunk slightly and he likes his shirts fitted so now it’s a little too small. Overall good quality

So i got a 2xL shirt. Usualy i wear 1xL shirt to flex my gains but i was skeched by internet shopping for ahirts thinking the might not fit. So i ordered a 2XL to be safe. And its a perfect 2xL. Like i should have gotten a 1xL.. These shirts are perfectly sized. And long. Im 6.1 so i need longer shirst and this was good. 10/10 so far.. I havent washed it yet so idk about that part.

So I started working out about a 2 months ago and my workouts were getting more and more stagnant. So I looked for some motivation, and that's when I stumble on this shirt. The day it arrived I ran to my front door and took note that the box was glowing with such magnitude that I was blind for about 3 hour before I found my way back in my home! I was lucky my polarized sunglasses were on hand .It was a miracle that the fedex guy found the house.once I opened the box and stare into the eyes of Jesus I was instantly whisked away by angels who dropped me off to my local gym. Upon entering the gym I put on my newly acquired hollowed be thy gains shirt and felt this overwhelming power rush over me. Suddenly I heard the voice of Jesus say "it's legs day Pablo" so I ran to the squat ball and racked the bar and every Machine in that place. I was incredible impressed with my new purchase and as I was going to leave I heard Jesus again say" I didn't die for your sins just so you could leave the gym after an hour" so I said you're right and I did it all again.

Got this for cousin! great fit

Decent quality; looks as it should

good product

Das Shirt kam schon nach einem Tag an. Es war ein Geschenk und die Qualität ist sehr gut! Hoffentlich bleibt das Bild auch nach der Wäsche so schön, wie es jetzt ist.

Ora con questa maglia in chiesa sono molto popolare, al punto che quando mi vedono la domenica chiudono le porte. Non so se è per lasciare fuori gli ammiratori o me.

Walked into the gym and instantly got Invited to squat with the Chad's 10/10