REEBOW GEAR Tactical Sling Backpack Rover Shoulder Sling Pack (Brown)

Definitely THE BEST purchase I've ever made in my short, miserable life. This military-grade BEAST comes with a variety of features that the seller did not list, and without proper training, this bag can be highly dangerous and unpredictable (as noted by NATO resolution 113.4). It is woven with waterproof strands of kevlar-infused silk of Amazonian Spider Monkey Spiders, which makes this bag virtually indestructible. I tested this bag at the bottom of the Mariana Trench on a scuba diving training expedition, which almost ended tragically when my buddy accidentally activated the emergency buoyancy compensator (God rest his soul). Fortunately, I was able to escape with the bag, thanks to its automatic life support systems.I have most recently field tested this bag of catastrophically immense power on a trip from the barely-inhabitable parts of Texas all the way to the cool, refreshing seaside of Maine. The internal elastic band, which I am still trying to determine the proper usage of, came in handy as a slingshot to ward off an unusually aggressive moose here in Maine. Luckily, I sustained no injuries. Hopefully the moose regrew both its fur and its front legs.Legend tells that the instructions for creating this device were uncovered 600 feet underground on Oak Island in Nova Scotia. It had hieroglyphics surrounding the podium it was placed on, and was believed to have been placed there by ancient Egyptians, who were captured by the Knight's Templar and brought there in 1400 B.C. Historians believe that the Egyptians placed the instructions there so that the Templar would be unable to use them to take over the entire Middle East (which was not known as such at this time). The price of the bag today is amazingly the same as it was back in 1400 B.C.. See the upcoming Season 47 of The Curse of Oak Island and Season 92 of Ancient Aliens for more details.Where to begin? This bag is automatic, its systematic, its hydromatic, and not recommended for elderly, young children, Android users, or those faint of heart. Do not use this bag if you have ever had a nightmare of going to school while wearing only your underwear. BTW, this bag also doubles as a makeshift bikini as seen in the photographs. It is incredibly roomy as you can fit the volumetric equivalent of the northern hemisphere (prior to the Big Bang) inside of its complex system of pouches and pockets. We are still trying to decipher the code that will allow us access to the upper portion of the main compartment, which is said to contain the legendary jet propulsion system, once used by Mao Zedong to escape an army of alien invaders.Let us discuss the camouflage capabilities of this reKON device. I often lose track of it because of its automatic cloaking system, which activates when it feels threatened or mistreated (see picture of the seemingly blank floor and table -- believe it or not, the bag is hidden in both of these pictures). Thankfully, I am usually able to recover it, thanks to its factory-installed homing beacon, which emits a 200 KHz signal that can only be heard by the bag's rightful owner.The weight of the bag changes depending on which planet you are on while measuring, but always remains perfectly well balanced over your shoulder, as well as the many other carrying positions (see pictures). Personally, I find it most comfortable in its makeshift bikini mode. While it may look slightly odd in the pictures, people on the street will not be able to see this due to the aforementioned cloaking capabilities, which was painstakingly disabled (using a 923k-bit encrypted password -- technology only available on this device) exclusively for the pictures.I don't have enough time to describe the many thousands of other features, so I will proceed to list some of the highlights. This behemoth is explosion and implosion proof (which comes in handy during trench-exploration activities similar to the ones mentioned before), fireproof, ice-resistant, sleek*, theft-proof (it has biometric fingerprint sensors on the paracord attached to the zippers, which can also be used for rappelling down cliffs of up to approximately 4,000,000,090,000,800,000,087m in length), repels insects and small dogs (although sometimes it cannot tell the difference), improves satellite dish reception during severe weather thanks to the included umbrella**, permanently attached removable iPhone/iPad charger** (Android user are not worthy - see above) and a lamp post** in case of poor visibility.For the $28 that the bag is currently listed at, words cannot express how much of a bargain this is! Your future generations will appreciate this purchase, although NATO, the FBI, CIA, KGB, Mi6, Thanos, Gargamel, and the United Nations will not. Be warned, Kim Jong-un himself will be monitoring the bag and its whereabouts, so don't say anything derogatory within 15 miles of the bag's presence, even on a windy day.Also, the rubbery American flag patch is too cute! I am very much looking forward to my fourth day of using this bag.DO NOT: Bring this bag near schools, airports, pregnant women, children, cats, or mother-in-laws.*WARNING: This bag is slippery when wet. Judging by the harsh stare I am currently receiving, he seems incredibly angry that I mentioned his one fatal flaw.** SOLD SEPARATELYAll kidding aside, I think this bag is pretty useful. 5 stars.

Since the kids are now out of diapers, but we still wanted something for travel, we switched up our old diaper bag for something more suitable for our needs now with this bag. I wanted something that was pretty unassuming, well-constructed, and that wasn't really feminine so either I or my husband could use it during road trip pits stops with the kids. This fills the bill and more. We've had it for a number of months now, and it's come in handy at the grocery store, at doctor's appointments, etc. as well. We've filled it with changes of clothes for both kids; snacks like gummies and squeezy applesauce; wipes; tissues; disposable toilet seat covers and a fold-up toilet seat reducer; pens, paper, and a small coloring book, and so on. I'm only 5'1", but even full, the bag is not bulky or heavy. Plenty of pockets of many different sizes, many loops as well. I took off the extra strap that is an additional connection for the main strap to the body of the bag - we don't need it when just using it occasionally, but you might want to reattach it for more serious walking, hiking, visiting a theme park, etc. The Flag patch is a nice bonus, too - flexible and backed with Velcro. Great purchase, well worth the money.

This bag is awesome. Love that you can get into it without taking it off completely. Just unhook one strap and probably loosen the other one really quickly. It gets easier the more you practice but it's comfy and easy to use. The zippers look strong and zip easily. Good function and cool color plus lots of little pockets and I love those. Good to throw in my water bottle, phone, wallet, charger, keys, pocket knife maybe a couple other little things and you're set.

Pockets are roomy and perfect for carrying everyday items for work or short trips out. I can even carry my tablet in the outside back pocket. Very sturdy bag. It was money well spent.

I really like this little guy. The strap is adjustable length, it has a nice, large, heavy duty buckle/clip to allow you to undo the strap, put it around your neck and re-snap it. It also has a smaller strap that goes around the waist to hold it in position; I think it would be great on a bike but haven't tried it yet. There are many pockets, the zippers are good quality and the pack is very well made and strong. It's much better than the one it replaced. Very happy with it.

It is a nice bag, very comfortable and highly adjustable. Many pockets for whatever you need to hold. The shoulder sling makes taking the bag off noticeably faster and easier than a traditional 2 strap backpack. It is probably not quite as good as my 5.11 stuff but it is 1/4 the price so a great value.

This is perfect as a magazine pack; it will securely hold 14 STANAG M4/M16/Ar-15 style magazines in the main compartment, and 8 M9 magazines (or generally any typical size double stack magazines) in the outer top and bottom pouches with some extra room to spare for ancillary items. Material feels sufficiently strong/durable, the only concern I had was the plastic hook connecting the bottom of the strap to the bottom of the pack. This was easily solved utilizing 550 paracord threaded through strap material as a backup (I don't see the value in an additional release point since the strap has a large buckle). 10/10 would buy again.