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I opened the box and immediately laughed when I got this delivered. Oh, banana duck, where have you been all my life? You're a bit unfinished looking in parts compared to the listing photos, but that honestly adds to your charm. Your feet had some crap on the bottom of them from the manufacturing process, so I can't put you on a surface I'm worried about scratching. And I wouldn't dare put you outside - you're such a little guy, you'd likely get lost, or stolen, or maybe a raccoon might try to eat you, I dunno. Needless to say, banana duck should be an indoor decoration only to maintain the longevity of that somewhat janky hand applied paint job.Now, you might think banana duck is edging a bit close to the Uncanny Valley, and you would be correct. Just forget about proper proportions here, and enjoy banana duck for the slightly eldritch abomination that he is. This is the sort of thing you'd dream about after eating spicy food to close to bedtime or imbibing one too many edibles on an empty stomach. This would also be an excellent thing to leave in random places to terrorize and/or amuse loved ones.

This isn't quite as described or photographed in the listing. It was supposed to be 5.9 inches tall, but it's actually just a bit over 5 inches. Maybe not that important since it doesn't need to fit exactly in a space. But still.It also doesn't look quite as good as the photo in the listing. Does it matter? We're talking about a duck-banana thing, not a Picasso. It looks fine from a distance, and it will live among my houseplants. It's fine for that. But I'm sure there are better looking ones out there ... somewhere ... in duck banana land.

I got the "crazy banana man" holding up his two middle fingers. Makes me instantly giggle every time I look at this thing. It's about as tall as described. The detailing and painting is okay, nothing spectacular but it's what I expected. He lives outside in my flower garden with all the other random little oddities I have and is perfect for that. Makes everyone laugh who sees him as well. I think he's probably just a tad overpriced, but that could just be me.

Item reviewed: Eousera Funny Banana Duck Garden Statue,Date reviewed: July 16, 2023I don't know why, but I've wanted one of these forever. They are so funny (to me). These are from a mold and the paint job can vary from duck to duck. Mine's pretty good overall. There's a hole in the bottom on one of the feet where I would guess it came out of the mold. I am going to fill that part with UV resin and paint it.Not a great value at $16 for something that came out of a mold, and it's pretty small. But a funny item to have around the house.

Why did my husband want a banana duck? I have no idea. Actually, I do know... He wanted to put it in our neighbor's yard as a little joke. When the banana duck arrived, we realized it's way too small to use as a lawn ornament; it's more of a little trinket. I guess you could put it in your garden, but even then, it wouldn't be super noticeable. The listing DOES tell the size- less than 6 inches tall. So, make sure you pay attention to the actual size and not the description that it's good for "outside road decoration" Nobody would see it from the road! My photo shows it on a bookshelf, so you can kind of get a feel for the size.It does feel quite sturdy and well-made and obviously it's super cute!

I have a couple of banana dog statues and figured a banana duck statue would be perfect to put with them.This banana duck statue is funny and cute. The paint job could probably have been a little bit better on it. There are some areas where it actually looks cracked because the paint job isn’t great.Overall, it’s a funny little statue and it fits in perfectly with my eclectic collection of fruit and vegetable animal statues.

I mean...who thinks of this? I was really happy and upset that I got so excited about this, but was not surprised that my kids were too! It's definitely a conversation piece. It will keep those evil lawn gnomes at bay because as we all know, they are afraid of ducks AND hate the smell of bananas so a double-threat for them here. His eyes were a little sad, and I hate to see that in such a wonderful gift to humans. Our styrofoam friend Jimothy was quite surprised when during his evening Yoga session, banana duck jumped up on his head in a goat-yoga-esque manner to see what was going on. Banana duck cannot fly or swim, though I know he would like to and Jimothy offered to give him floatation lessons, but I think it may be a while before he gets his feet wet. When told to shake his tail feathers, Banana Duck simply smiled and said he didn't need them because his new efficient body form didn't require a butt-quack to be covered.I'm sure like his rosin-core and fantastic paint, Banana Duck can bring you joy and laughs and something to pass on to your children for years to come, always there for his friends in need and to bring more smiles to the world.

This guy is so inappropriately hilarious. I mean...look at him.So funny. And really well made. He's cast in heavy resin with a bright, sharp, shiny paint job. No messy lines or slop. And his exposed banana...ahem...looks exactly like...an exposed...banana. I just can't. He'll stand solidly on your shelf and definitely get some attention.Packaged very securely, this guy is made for gifting. I can almost guarantee the recipient doesn't have this whacky fruit in their collection. He is so funny on display but if there are kids in the room you can just turn him around and it looks like a yellow tuxedo.I don't know if I'm horrified or jealous of this guy...but either way he's a hoot.