The Wank Candle provides the ambience to accompany oneself whilst battling with the purple-headed yoghurt slinger. Dim the lights, lie back on your fresh white sheets and pound away your frustrations. These Candles are sure to temporarily numb the pain of your tragic single life.
M**.
Disappointed
Purchases as a fun novelty gift but the box was torn and for some reason someone had pulled the wick half out. Obviously a returned item resold. Can’t use it or gift it.
L**H
As described
As described
L**A
For a gift
Candle wax is quite cheap, no scent and squint label.
K**3
Tatty Product
Very fast delivery but the box was torn and untidy. The product inside was grubby and didn't look good at all, certainly didn't look new! Waste of a gift.
Trustpilot
1 day ago
5 days ago