TOTO MS992CUMFG#01 Neorest Bathroom-Hardware, 3, Cotton White

I’m going to start this by saying, BUY THIS! Yeah, it’s expensive, but you’re worth it! Most women want a Louis Vuitton purse, I wanted a Toto Toilet, and trust me, its a great investment. Infact, when I move, I’m going to take this toilet with me to my next house. Not only is this a great looking toilet, but it gets you cleaner than you’ve ever felt before. I’m a clean freak. OK, TMI here, but whenever I “go,” I take a shower. Sometimes that means at 3 in the morning. And if my stomach isn’t feeling well and I have to, you know, “go” a lot... I’m taking 8 to 10 showers a day. This is the solution. I was a little worried, wondering how the heck a squirt of water can get you clean back there. Trust me, it does. So here is everything you need to know about the Neorest 700H but were afraid to ask. First, know that you will most likely need to hire an electrician AND a plumber. The electrician will need to put in a dedicated outlet. Because it uses so much power, you can’t run the wire off another outlet, you need to have it run from the breaker box. In my case, the electrician ran the wire from my basement breaker box, along the ceiling to the opposite wall, then outside, up the side of my house, and into the second floor master bathroom. Yeah, it was a pain and expensive— but worth it in the end. (Get it? “In the end”...I know, that was bad!) Installation took all day and cost $1700. Back to the toilet— It looks great and has the “cool” factor. One thing to note.. the toilet seat height is a little higher than most standard toilets. If you’re short like me, you wish it wasn’t so high because when you sit, you’re kind of on your tip toes. But I’m getting used to it, and the rest of the features more than makes up for that one little thing. So let’s go over all the bells and whistles.. It has an electric eye and opens the lid when you’re nearby. Some water runs in the bowl to keep anything from sticking. Then you sit on a preheated seat. AHHHH! Wonderful on cold snowy nights. You have to sit back on the seat, or the remote control won’t sense you and won’t work. Then you do your thing. Next, you choose a front for women or back wash for.. well you know. You can select the temperature of the water, if you want it to pulsate, ossilate, and a hard or soft stream. Before and after, the wand washes itself off.. so you can be assured its squirting clean water on you. Then you push the dryer button on the remote. My dryer has a “new car” smell. I’m hoping that will go away with use. I also do use toilet paper sometimes because it takes a while to dry you off, and sometimes I just don’t feel like sitting there with wind blowing up my nether regions. Finally, you can choose a light flush or a stronger flush, or just get up and let your toilet flush itself automatically. After flushing, it closes the seat by itself. I don’t know about you, but sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night and have to “go.” No problem, It has a night light that goes on when you approach it. Its strong enough to see the remote control, but soft enough so it won’t keep you from going back to sleep. I love my toilet. Who would ever think I would say such a thing?!!!

The 700H is our second Toto Neorest. The first was a 600 with which we were delighted but the 700H has really advanced the technology a long way. There are copycats out there but in my opinion no other manufacturer comes close in functionality and style. I'm about to order another 700H and 2 more when our budget can tolerate the expenditure. Yes, they're not cheap but it's money well spent in my opinion. What does owning a toilet like this provide? In my experience, comfort and cleanliness features that you didn't realize you'd need but very soon find you are unwilling to live without.As one approaches, the lid rises, the bowl is illuminated and a spray of water coats the bowl to prevent adherence of any solids. The toilet height is the next feature you'll notice. It's comfortable and there are no more pins and needles when standing after sitting for some time. The warmed, well shaped seat has temperature adjustment from slightly warm to toasty in cold bathrooms for middle-of-the-night visits. The automatic lid open and close functions, with both infra-red and radio frequency sensors, make gender-related discussions about seat position a thing of the past!Personal wash and dry functions are also adjustable and selections can be retained in memory for 2 users. Front and back washing functions are adjustable as to position and water pressure, and even offer pulsating and oscillation modes. Dryer temperature is adjustable as well and both washer and dryer self clean as they retract after use. Other reviewers have commented on the flush efficiency with low-volumes of water. They're correct: one flush is sufficient and the toilet recognizes whether a 0.8 gallon or a 1.0 gallon flush is needed. One of the best features in my opinion is the deodorizer. A sensor under the seat begins the exhaust fan as soon as someone sits. Air is passed through filters to remove odors. No need ever to switch the bathroom exhaust fan on when using your Toto!Toto has thought of almost everything. The one improvement the designers could make is to add a white noise or rain shower noise generator that could be activated if desired.