Keep Your Cool, Down There! 😎
Fresh Body FB BALLS Lotion is a clinically tested, hypoallergenic anti-chafing cream designed specifically for men. This 3.4 fl oz lotion transforms into a silky powder finish, effectively absorbing moisture and preventing irritation in sensitive areas. Made with plant-based ingredients, it ensures a fresh and dry experience without the mess of traditional powders.
B**G
For Those Days When the Apocalypse is the Second-Worst Thing to Happen
Let’s be honest: surviving the end of the world is tough enough without the added discomfort of chafing in places that should never see friction. Enter Fresh BALLS Lotion, the unsung hero of personal care that ensures your groin area stays as smooth as your survival skills.This anti-chafing cream is a game-changer. It goes on like a lotion but dries to a powder finish, meaning no more awkward walk-of-shame waddle after a long day of outrunning zombies, dodging asteroids, or just surviving a Monday. The scent is subtle, so you won’t smell like you’re trying too hard—even when you are.The best part? It actually works. No more sticking, no more sweating in all the wrong places, and most importantly, no more chafing. Because if the world’s going to end, I at least want to face it with dignity—and dry balls.In conclusion, if you’re looking to keep your undercarriage comfortable while you tackle the chaos of daily life (or the apocalypse), Fresh BALLS is the way to go. It’s the ultimate defense against one of life’s most annoying discomforts. Trust me, your future self will thank you.
L**D
Great performing lotion
Product works exactly as described. Easy to use and works very well. Will definitely buy again. Seems to last quite a while and I have experienced no skin irritation at all. Nice mild scent.
D**E
VERY IMPRESSED… WORKS WELL!
This is like moisturizing first, then drying with powder. It smells like a nice fresh talcum powder and leaves me comfortable. And yes, it did a good job of treating some nasty chafing. I can see why there are so many 5-star reviews!I just don’t get the complainers. Yes… you need to wash your hands after applying. You’ve just applied cream and powder to your sweaty nether region. I would hope that anyone would do so after apply ANYTHING down there! The smell is light and pleasant, but nowhere close to the strong perfumed scent of baby powder. I don’t get the few gripes about the smell.- After surgery on a torn muscle left me on crutches for a few weeks, I found life easier in sweat pants for a while. Then I found out why they’re called SWEAT pants- the chafing was awful, and the boys & I were miserable. First, I ditched the pants Then- This lotion gave me some relief instantly, and the condition improved with each application- twice a day did the job. In 3 days I was fine. Yes- it left me powdery down there after it dried… which is exactly what I wanted. Yes- it’s a little pricey, but worth every penny.UPDATE: After about week and a half of use, I remembered that some of the reviewers talked about getting a “burning” sensation from this lotion. I can’t say that it’s a burning feeling for me, but a few times, it felt warm, but not uncomfortable. Most times, it was fine. I understand sensitive skin- It’s why I can’t use Gold Bond stuff. Many things that claim to have a “cooling” effect (like menthol) can be more like burning for some people. Certain irritants can cause my hands to break out, itch, burn, and swell. So far, Fresh Balls isn’t a problem, and does a nice job. However, people with very sensitive skin might want to be careful. For this reason, I changed my rating from 5 stars to 4.
M**F
Yup, I bought it.
I should have bought it long ago. I've been missing out. If your reading this review then you are too. Put away the corn starch and use fresh balls like a man.The good: Does what its supposed to. Doesn't smell very strong and the smell dissipates pretty quick. The quality and texture is good and it's easy to use. Doesn't cause irritation.The bad: Should have bought it sooner.
D**L
Trying to tame the swamp? Look elsewhere
I've been trying to find the perfect solution for "swamp crotch" and this was recommended by a few friends and some blogs. Out of all the products I've tried, this one works, but just ok. It helps to prevent the wetness and odor associated with "swamp crotch" to a degree, but doesn't do as well as other solutions.The cool thing about Fresh Balls is that even though it goes on as a lotion, if you allow ample time, it dries to provide protection. Sometimes it takes longer to dry than others, but I think that has a lot to do with how much lotion one applies to his nether-bits. I found if I put skivvies on before the lotion had dried completely, Fresh Balls didn't work nearly as well as when I would wait for the full drying effect to take place. I normally applied just after my shower and sometimes the humidity in the room made it hard to decide whether the lotion had sufficiently dried.What I didn't like was how well Fresh Balls did or didn't work. I expected to stay fresh, but the swamp was still there at the end of the day, though at a "cleaner swamp" level. My biggest problem with Fresh Balls is that by the end of the day, the Swamp Monster was mixing a pancake batter that tended to collect in the nooks and cranniesof the region. I had to shower just to feel clean, which defeats the purpose of using something to feel clean.Admittedly I live and work in a hot, humid environment, but I was looking for something to keep me dry, comfortable, and clean. Fresh Balls doesn't cut it for me, and didn't live up to the promise implied by its name. The search for truly fresh balls does not end with Fresh Balls. My favorite so far is Gold Bond spray, and until I find something better, I'll keep some on hand. At this point, I'll probably only use Fresh Balls for applications before working out or other times when I want to stay somewhat fresh and know I'll be taking a shower shortly thereafter to clean the goop.
R**N
Fresh Balls works 100%
I BOUGHT A TUBE THREE DAYS AGO AND IT WORKS EXCELLENT. IT DID AWAY 100% FROM ITCH.
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