Veet for Men Hair Removal Gel Cream, Chest And Body Hair Removal Cream, 200 ml

After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly Rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly successful and I nearly put my back out trying to reach the more difficult bits.Being a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed on the missus's birthday as a bit if a treat.I ordered it well in advance and working in the North Sea I considered myself a bit above some of the characters writing the previous reviews and wrote them off as soft office types...Oh my fellow sufferers how wrong I was.I waited until the other half was tucked up in bed and after giving some vague hints about a special surprise I went down to the bathroom. Initially all went well and I applied the gel and stood waiting for something to happen. I didn' have long to wait.At first there was a gentle warmth which in a matter of seconds was replaced by an intense burning and a feeling I can only describe as like being given a barbed wire wedgie by two people intent on hitting the ceiling with my head.Religion hadn't featured much in my life until that night but I suddenly became willing to convert to any religion to stop the violent burning around the turd tunnel and what seemed like the the destruction of the meat and two veg.Struggling not to bite through my bottom lip I tried to wash the gel off in the sink and only succeeded in blocking the plughole with a mat of hair. Through the haze of tears I struggled out of the bathroom across the hall into the kitchen, by this time walking was not really possible and I crawled the final yard to the fridge in the hope of some form of cold relief.I yanked the freezer drawer out and found a tub of ice cream, toe the lid off and positioned it under me.The relief was fantastic but only temporary as it melted fairly quickly and the fiery stabbing returned. Due to the shape of the ice cream tub I hadn'nt managed to give the starfish any treatment and I groped around in the draw for something else as I was sure my vision was going to fail fairly soon.I grabbed a bag of what I later found out was frozen sprouts and tore it open trying to be quiet as I did so. I took a handful of them and an tried in vain to clench some between the cheeks of my arse.This was not doing the trick as some of the gel had found its way up the chutney channel and it felt like the space shuttle was running its engines behind me.This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was going to wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen which should give you some idea of the depths I was willing to sink to in order to ease the pain.The only solution my pain crazed mind could come up with was to gently ease one of the sprouts where no veg had gone before. Unfortunately, alerted by the strange grunts coming from the kitchen the other half chose that moment to come and investigate and was greeted by the sight of me, arse in the air, strawberry ice cream dripping from my bell end pushing a sprout up my arse while muttering arhhh ooooohhh that feels good ahhh Understandably this was a shock to her and she let out a scream and as I hadn'nt heard her come in it caused an involuntary spasm of shock in myself which resulted in the sprout being ejected at quite some speed in her direction.I can understand that having a sprout fired against your leg at 11 at night in the kitchen probably wasent the special surprise she was expecting and having to explain to the kids the next day what the strange hollow in the ice cream was didn't improve my status so to sum it up, VEET removes hair, dignity and self-respect.

Been using this for a while and I find it really effective. I clipper the hair first finding that makes it more effective. Gets rid of the ahir in about 6 minutes. Smell isnt as bad a some, easy to apply and rinse off.

good comes off easy. stings a little though

Good

Does its job moderately well, but just still have to finish with a razor. Do feel smooth after. The cream itself smells a little unpleasant, and even worse as it dissolves your hair. I am dark haired and light skinned, remained almost completely smooth for around 5 days, after two weeks I was back to a close trim length. The big plus is that when my hair did grow back it wasn't prickly and irritating, and also it looked more like short hair than hair that had been shaved.You put it on and then use the scraper provided to remove, I rinse thoroughly as I razor away any incomplete parts. This is slow if you have your whole body to do. I use a timer to make sure I don't go over the six minute limit, all a bit fiddly. I wouldn't use this day to day, but great for a special occasion, night out or night in.Just to clear, don't try this anywhere you wouldn't be okay with mild burns. Also, if you are applying to a large area use latex or as I do tattoo gloves. I've had mild burning from this in the past. It will make fingertips very sensitive and you will blister and peel for several weeks before recovering.

Being Gen-X and having been married most my adult life I’d never even thought about maintenance down there. It just did it’s thing. Now I’m divorced I feel there is some expectation on male bush maintenance. Plus I discovered if you haven’t had a tongue on your set of smooth billiard balls then your really haven’t lived! Anyway this stuff is incredible. Having nearly taken my member off with hair clippers and a difficult relationship with razors - this stuff I find to be brilliant. I go 7 minutes exactly and then hair pulls away from skin with the spatula or just water and a bit of friction. I’ve used on my chest, with the ugly guys around my nips, on the billiards and hell I kept going. I read that it was no good around the chocolate starfish but I slapped it on like bread on butter between the butt cheeks and it worked great! Only thing to be aware of is that when you want to squeak one out your hairy muffler is eliminated and you could find your butt cheeks rumbling like a brass band. Anyway - god speed!