Parmigiano Reggiano PDO "Vacche Rosse/Red cows" Whole wheel 90 lbs (kg.41), seasoned 24/30 months. Produced directly by Consorzio Vacche Rosse (Red label)

IDK how im supposed to eat 90 lbs of cheese in a sitting. Wont the cheese go bad?

This cheese was certainly delectable but boy did I gain weight after eating it. I came home from a long day at work and say the cheese wheel on the counter. I ate the 90 pound wheel and I gained 90 pounds! I am a small 160 pound man! I am now 250 pounds! 90 pounds was from the cheese meaning I’m now 36% cheese by weight! I hurt my stomach, but when I passed it I nearly required a C-section! I hopped on the porcelain throne one day and passed a 90 pound turd! Finally I’m 160 pounds again but this cheese caused so many complications! Do not buy!

Now let me be perfectly clear I do not eat cheese, hate the stuff myself so why exactly would I want a wheel of cheese, well there are not many times in a mans life when he realizes he has full power over his own destiny and comes to the great realization that he can purchase himself a 90lb wheel of cheese I have absolutely no use for this massive 90lb wheel of cheese but am I happier? Bolder? And living a better life now that I have a wheel of cheese. Not at all but atleast I have a wheel of cheese what have you done lately

It was great but I won’t poop for a week

i am lactose intolerant and so when I ate most of this in one sitting I nearly died. Jesus said hi

That's a big cheese