XESSO Water-Based Creamy Lube, Unscented 4 fl oz, Thick White Gel-Like Slippery Glide, Hypoallergenic for Women, Men & Couples. Made in US & Discreet Package. Package May Vary

This has easily become one of our favorite products. It’s perfect for toy use, and doesn’t leave a color or any odors behind. After drying, any remnants are easily rinsed or wiped off without a problem. It really does look like *the stuff*, and is perfect for anyone that is interested in that sort of aesthetic during your activities.The texture is smooth and slick, and lasts quite a good while during play. A little totally goes a long way, unless you like it extra slippery, that is!

Listen when I say hands down best and fav lube to date. No irritation as it's water based. Not a lot required either to get that thing either if you know what I mean. Lasts as long as you want it to. The more you use the slipperier the ride, if you know you knowwww.

I will try to keep my review of this product both scientific and non-juvenile, of which only one I will likely succeed in.Overall, I'd have to say it basically does what its intended purpose is to do in facilitating a more comfortable and enjoyable meshing of two separate materials that can sometimes be susceptible to unaided friction. The overall consistency is smooth and not too sticky; however, it does tend to sometimes clump on one's fingers in little stringy wads (sorry). Perhaps the only drawback is in its lasting ability, in that while it has a slighter better edge on other water-based products like good ole KY Jelly, it is still made primary of H2O and thus unlike silicone lubes, will require frequent re-applications depending on the length of said meshings. It also comes in a generous enough size that may last awhile depending on the meshing frequencies. The fact the bottle I purchased almost a year ago is still half full is not lost on me.While my sense of smell is not the strongest (always an advantage when one has to sometimes take public transit or have co-workers with an affinity for Taco Bell) the product only has a faint scent similar to a mild dish detergent and not remotely of bleach or pineapples. As for flavor...why is this even a ratings choice? Seriously. Suffice is to say, it would be a safe bet...also not pineapples.As far as appearance or resembling the "real thing", I'd have to say it's fairly passable, although I'd likely have to consult someone more knowledgeable, who may or not be the wife and who also may or may not have just shook her head and walked out of the room when I did.It seems fairly hypoallergenic and it caused no irritation, so it should be safe on most skin types as well as the more delicate membranes of the various nooks & crannies it may be used for. Though if it is anything like the substance it is made to resemble, it's probably not a good idea to get it in anyone's eye (she still hasn't let me forget that one).All this is an attractive, spunky (sorry again) looking bottle with an easy flip top cap that as noted earlier, is still partly full. Sigh...It should be noted that my scientific evaluation is based upon using the product on two separate parts from two different subjects. I am quite confident the product would also offer superior friction reduction when the two separate parts belong to the same subject, but since I am in the category of the 2% of men who lie about regularly doing such experiments, I can't confirm firsthand (or any hand for that matter).Overall, a fairly good product and I recommend it for a smoother transition and to avoid potentially damaging epidermal burns that sometimes accompany overenthusiasm and a Y chromosomal failure to sometimes initiate a gender-oppositional pre-heat cycle. Definitely worth the money...ah, shot (triple sorry).Updated Addendum 11/1/23: After evaluating the product even more since originally reviewing it, I have decided to upgrade my rating to five stars. I feel it likely deserved the full rating all along, but perhaps it is just my reluctance to fully commit to anything that prevented it and in order to give total accolades, a product usually has to really knock my socks off (side note: don't wear just socks while using this product, that just seems tacky).

Feels great and is going to be my got-to for lube, however after you use it there's a chance that the remaining lube in the pump falls out after a minute leaving a drop of lube next to the bottle which makes a mess sometimes

It really does what it say it gonna do.

Great mixture, clumpy, creamy, thick wet feel great change out of the ordinary.

Better than LubeLife and better than Astroglide just as a lube alone. The milky texture is a big plus but the lube itself is awesome.

Wayyyyy too sticky.