Timmy Failure: Sanitized for Your Protection

What a great book series for my son and I to read together! He's 14, but still loves that quiet bonding time of reading in bed together before drifting off to sleep. These books are hilarious, predictable (so your brain doesn't have to think too much) and yet totally relatable. They are quick reads with both simple and complex words for language mastery at any level.

My 9 year old daughter really enjoyed the first 4 books and is excited to continue to read the rest of the series.I found this series on a fluke, but so glad I did. The author has a supplemental website to assist with vocabulary in the books.Great find.

My 11 year old granddaughter loves this book series and is sad she’s starting the last book of the series.

This is a hilarious book! My kids (ages 8, 12, & 14) first listened to it on CD but it is even better in book form so you can see the great drawings. We all really enjoyed it. My kids have since then read it a couple times each.

I really liked the book but Timmy has pinned every case on molly besides the one she actually committed. I probably should have put this the first sentence but Timmy has a polar bear named Total who is really lazy and fat. My favorite part was where Timmy said the hotel couldn't charge money for the room's phone because it was in the room and it would be like charging money for the bottles of water on the table to Rollo who is his best friend and Rollo said "Timmy those are like $6 each." I glance down at the now empty bottles. My least favorite part was the "great explorers history exam"1) Who was Meriwether LewisI DON'T KNOW BUT I FIND IT HARD TO BELIEVE ANYONE WOULD NAME THEIR CHILD MERIWETHER2) who was William ClarksProbably someone who made fun of Meriwether 3) why did Meriwether head westTo get away from William.unfortunately there isn't anything else interesting about the book so bye.

Another fantastic authorial effort from Stephan Pastis. The Timmy Failure series never ceases to delight, keeping the reader well-engaged within the story. An easy read for grade levels 3 and up, Santitzed For Your Protection is a fantastic way to introduce your child to the incredible world of books. We can't wait for the next book in the series!

My 8y/o is obsessed with the Diary of a wimpy kid series and thought this might take her to the next reading level. I love these, but she reads books too quickly! Very similar style to the other series. Needs more words and less comics.

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Timmy Failure is one of the most unique and hilarious characters in kid’s lit. A neurodivergent wise-cracker who’s accompanied by his imaginary polar bear sidekick, he’s a great little kid who you will cheer for time and time again. Stephan Pestas has given kids (and parents) a great anti-hero to cheer for and to laugh with.

I have really enjoyed reading all the Timmy Failure books to my children (aged 9 and 10). I'm not a big fan of reading to them or listening to them read which is why these are so good. The chapters are short and the content very funny. I love the pictures and the small sarcastic remarks that are good enough to make me smile and my children laugh. Timmy is a great character and I do hope Total is not a figment of his imagination. Looking forward to many more.

i think this is my favourite timmy failure cause timmy and molly are wOrKiNg Togethe... wait! thats spoiling! oopsie daisies! sorry didnt mean to

This book is so good! It's seems impossible to imagine somebody not liking this. I really want the author to write more series!!! Timmy failure is the best worst detective ever! I especially like that Corrina Corrina is actually really nice but timmy thinks that she is really evil. Timmy is a winner!:}

I have purchased the entire series for my grandson. He absolutely loves them, and has now reread them all. He would be off reading by himself and it was such fun to listen to his giggles as he was reading. Having something that is fun to read is such a great way to encourage children to read. I would absolutely buy any future books in this series.