Grouchy Goose "Mustache Pillow Cover, Tan Linen

One of those purchases where Amazon knows me too well. Just note that this is a PILLOW COVER, not a whole pillow; I was a little surprised when a sad deflated shell of a pillow came folded in a baggy. That was my mistake, should have read more about the product description before getting out my credit card. But it was a freaking mustache pillow! Come on, there's no logic involved in this purchase!