M**E
Great snack for your inner fat kid.
If you are like me, you are fat. Or at least you were fat. Then you discovered keto. You waded through the hype and YouTube and Instagram fitness scammers and tried it out because nothing else was working.Now you are less fat. You're friends and relatives remark how skinny you look and ask how you did it. When you respond, "Keto." Then they wince and say, "Ohh. I could never do that. I love carbs too much." You smile and say that you don't miss carbs because now you can eat bacon and butter. You get passionate, explaining that you have endless amounts of energy and don't live on the blood sugar rollercoaster. They still don't buy it and so you shrug it off, "It's not for everybody." You act like it doesn't bother you but deep down inside you have a little voice that says, "I'm living a lie. I miss carbs!"Enter Kalifornia Keto Cookie Cups. The are perfect for those times when your inner fat kid wants to drag you back into your fat pants with cookies, cake and all the other sweet treats that turned you into a lard-ass begin with. You can dig through the back of your cupboard, like you are hunting for your last hit of smack, push aside all the keto friendly healthy food and get straight to the dirty stuff.The sweet gooey mixture will make you forget about all those treats you forsake on a daily basis in the name of skinny. With each gooey-sweet spoonful you'll have a hard time fighting off the shame-monster growing in your stomach. When you read the nutritional profile, your brain will not be able to process it. "How can this be? How can something be so sweet and delicious and not kick my ass out ketosis and back into my sweats?" At 3 net carbs and 210 calories, you can indulge in a Cookie Cup, finish crying about your break-up or job-loss, binge on your favorite Netxlifx show and get right back on the keto bullet train to six-packville without deboarding.This little snack is the answer to all your fatkid prayers, "Thank you Kalifornia Keto!" He will cry out. "Now let's get back to eating bacon and putting butter in my coffee!" Next time you reply to someone, "It's not for everybody..." You smile with a wink in your eye, knowing that deep in your cupboard you have deep dark secret, keeping you out of Weight Watchers and Nutri-system forever: Kalifornia Keto Cookie Cups.
V**A
The birthday cake flavor
It tasted a little better compared to other brands. It’s not a lot of course and I feel like it needed a tad bit more water. I only tried one flavor.
N**.
These are NOT good...
They are supposed to come with 3...mine came with 2, but 1 was busted open. So, I had 1 to try. And that was more than enough. I have been Keto for 2 years and I think most Keto desserts are pretty good. This one was horrible. It was gunky and tasted so far from a cookie or funfetti anything...I have no idea what I was eating, but I couldn't even finish it. I HIGHLY do not recommend.
M**N
Don’t waste your money
I purchased three and after I tried the first one I trashed the other two. No bueno
S**R
Make your own it’ll be better
Flavor was not very strong birthday cake, cake taste ok but I feel it is overpriced.
K**M
Delicious, easy to make low-carb dessert
After reading several positive reviews about this product, I decided to try it out. Let me just say I was not disappointed. Having tried a variation of this from another company whose name I won't mention, the biggest thing I was leery about was that cold, chemically erythritol taste. Most products that have erythritol use so much of it that it's practically the only sweetener flavor you get. It can ruin the whole flavor of the dessert. This product has none of that. It genuinely tastes like a regular, sugary cake. Yes, there is erythritol in it as an ingredient, but you don't taste it. I'm guessing they use a higher proportion of monk fruit sweetener than erythritol - as they should! It's also very easy to make. You just add a tablespoon of water, heat it in the microwave, and you've got cake! Give it a few minutes to cool down a bit, and this goes great with a nice low-carb ice cream. I've had both the birthday cake and chocolate chip cookie flavors, and I think the slight edge goes to the birthday cake, but both flavors are outstanding. So if you're looking to treat yourself with a quick, delicious, easy to make, low-carb dessert, boy oh boy. This one is right up your alley.
S**E
🤤
Tastes like the real thing. I do wish there was more in the container for the price they are asking. Otherwise good
N**E
Pretty Good Sub for a "Real" Dessert!
I've been keto now for almost 8 months. I'm not a huge sweets fan so I don't often crave sweets. But I thought I would give these a try. I really enjoyed it. It was a bit more on the sweet side than I prefer but I think that's just me. Also, it was just enough. Not too much, not too little.
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