Gay Pet Rock With Walking Leash Silliest Gag Gift

I spent $25 dollars on this, and I regret nothing.His name is Jesus Antonio Febreze.Although, he did try to escape me a couple times, but I made sure he got a couple spankings to correct his behavior. He will need some training. He is very good at sitting and staying, I'm very impressed. He can also roll over, I just simply place him on the top of a hill and he takes care of the rest. He is a great friend.

I got this as a gag gift for my office grab bag. Went over great, everyone had a good laugh

Tiny but adorable. The leash is fabulous...pet rocks love long walks!

After receiving Greg in the mail, I was the happiest man on earth. We had some great times together, like the time we went to the bar. He was my wingman and helped me meet my wife. Whenever Greg and I went for a walk, he was hit on by all of the gay rocks in the neighborhood. One day Greg got up, jumped into my hand and started striking all of the furniture. I was very unhappy about this so I tied him up and went off to work the next day. I decided to leave him at home with my wife since I knew he wouldn't make a move on her because he is gay , but when I got home... when I got home there he was... in bed with my wife. I knew at that moment, it was time to put him down. I grabbed a hammer and chased him around the house. Just as I was about to break him, he stole the hammer from my hand and started beating me. My wife called the police and they came immediately. However, Greg saw this coming, he had already gone into my private quarters and stole my machine gun. As the police arrived, he shot them one by one. The police had to contact the army, which were conveniently in the area. It was a full out war zone and Greg's ammunition was low. He looked into my eyes, and at that moment I knew what he was going to do. He pointed the gun at his little body and pulled the trigger. It was over, everyone had left. After the dust settled I saw little pieces of Greg moving around, and at that moment I knew how gay pet rocks reproduce.Overall, not a good purchase. Buying a straight rock next time, it is cheaper.