The NOT Golden Zero! No New Notifications from Kanan & Manek Trash Pin Slightly Unfashionable Possible Side-Effects Wearer Swears Allegiance to the Army of Tim

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Are you annoyed by the elitist nature of the Golden Zero on No New Notifications from Kanan Gill & Manek D'Silva? Are you tired of justifying your excellence to the Chancellor? Get almost the same experience instantly, with none of the gate-keeping. A trash pin for trash people, made from actual trash. The Not Golden Zero is basically the same as the Golden Zero, but with an additional red X mark across the design. So technically, this pin has quantitatively more design than the Golden Zero. Get the Not Golden Zero NOW, and automatically become part of the Army of Tim (the shape-shifting Demon, not the guy from Apple).