Punchy Politics Donald Trump Toilet Paper

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Politics are a circus these days! No need to see a therapist, cheer up with some retail therapy! Our bundle plays off the theme of the now defunct Trump University and includes: Single (1) toilet paper roll with identical Trump images Color gift box with Trump caricature Trump caricature sticker Discount on a future Punchy Politics toilet paper purchase We present you with some political food for thought! An ‘extremely credible source’ has called my office and told me that Barack Obama’s birth certificate is a fraud – Donald Trump Politicians are like diapers. They both need to be changed often. And for the same reason - Mark Twain Politics is almost as exciting as war, and quite as dangerous. In war you can only be killed once, but in politics many times - Winston Churchill Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we - George Bush Outside of the killings, DC has one of the lowest crime rates in the country - Former Washington DC mayor Marion Barry But we have to pass the bill so that you can find out what is in it, away from the fog of the controversy – Nancy Pelosi Well, I learned a lot….I went down to (Latin America) to find out from them and (learn) their views. You’d be surprised. They’re all individual countries - Ronald Reagan I don't know whether it(White House) is the finest public housing in America or the crown jewel of the federal prison system." —Bill Clinton Mothers all want their sons to grow up to be president but they don't want them to become politicians in the process - JFK Since a politician never believes what he says, he is quite surprised to be taken at his word - Charles De Gaulle