i Pony: Blueprint For a New America Paperback – July 18, 2016

Move over, “What Happened” and “It Takes A Villiage.” Sayonara, “The Art of the Deal.” Vermin Supreme’s iPony is a masterpiece of the future of our democracy. In it, Supreme discusses the future of our national health, from the problems with our healthcare system (entirely dental), to a clear domestic energy policy (postmortem), to transportation (equine), to the threats to the future of our nation (tyrannohominoid), and how memes may or may not ultimately provide one possible solution to our future government. We learn that there is one long-term solution, and that is the cloning and storehousing of the greatest political mind of our age in a bio-technological artificial intelligence grid. This man is the great Vermin Supreme, and he holds our future in his hands as long as we act today.This “novel,” if one can even call it that, outlines a narrative of what lies just around the corner if we aren’t careful. Infowars, you’ve been given notice. I bought two copies of this book. True story. One for now, and one as a backup. Just. In. Case.

This gentleman has his finger on the pulse of the hate-Trump opposition. Many Democrats are in despair, and the rest should be at the lack of any viable alternative to Bad Orange Man. The cast of political midgets on the stages of their two debates lacked any true leader, offered no new ideas and simply re-hashed whining and complaining that might have had some basis in the Obama years, but which have no relationship to the currently booming economy. So, enter Supreme Vermin! His agenda is far more realistic and achievable than anything proposed by the "mainstream" Democrats. His appeal will be universal once his ideas are accurately and thoroughly covered by the Media. What a refreshing alternative to stale Occupy, Think Blue, BLM, etc.,etc., blah, blah, blah. I can not recommend him enough.

I read a lot of books by politicians and pundits. This one is unique in that it shows the what the world will look like a century after Dictator For Life Vermin Supreme makes it into office. The book clearly shows how Mr. Supreme will tackle the challenges that our society will face, how his brilliant idea for memeocracy will work. Also it mentions Zombie King Kong's boner, so if that's your thing (and you know in your heart that it is) you'll be happy.

Mr. Supreme's book is simply too good for words. But since Amazon won't let me draw stick figures with swords here we go: I liked it. It kind of reads like Terry Pratchett on a variety of substances I doubt Terry would have done. Kind of Monty Python with a chainsaw that fires g strings into a flaming thunder dome.

The prose in this book is light, but still conveys the deep topics addressed in iPony intelligently. After reading, I found myself even more excited for the upcoming ponytopian society. If you read only one book authored by a lesser known candidate this decade, it should be this.

Pony party 2020!

What can I say? This book is absolutely amazing! It is not only goofy and hilarious, but is also genius.If you read one book this year, make it iPony!

Vermin Supreme is amazing in every single way and this book is the future. A must-read for all True Americans™.