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So we’re going to go over the good, the bad and the ugly about the Satisfyer Pro 2.I’ll preface my review with a little background: I am a queer black woman who enjoys sucking stimulation on most parts of my body including my clit. Receiving oral has ALWAYS been an issue because when you tell them to “suck”, they think that you’re telling them to “lick and suck”. NO. Just suck. I’ve even told someone to “Suck on it like it’s a little dick” as a final resort to get pleased the way I needed to. Needless to say, that is something I suggest you never say to someone who can’t follow basic instructions properly, especially when that someone is a woman who is a lesbian and has never been nor desires to be with a man (please take my advice on that) I had pretty much given up on getting quality head and resorted to only giving. If my partner at the time got off on giving me head, you would rate me an A+ on my performance. In summary, I have NEVER came from oral. (and in case my Amazon profile is linked to any of my social media accounts, I will have to un-link them after this review because I have lied to these women by telling them that they gave me the best head I ever had in my life when in fact I was being a manipulating liar who didn’t want to hurt their poor I-cant-follow-instructions hearts)The good thing about this device is that it knows how to follow directions. It’s a beautiful sleek device, no ugly words or pictures to throw your concentration off. Smooth to the touch with curves in all the right places to be able to cradle it in the palm of your hand and keep it in place. I actually had this device delivered to my job site to make sure that I received in on time and you bet your last dollar that I plugged it up AT MY DESK to make sure that by the time I got off work that it was going to be fully charged. I did have a little bit of issues attaching the magnetic charger but after I plugging the charger in first, it attached to the device without any issues (I’ll add that I had previously ordered the Womanizer 1 and the reason I returned it was due to the charger being bent thus not charging the device at all. It came with a flimsy charger that had these weird tiny prickly ends on it that insert into the device itself and I could tell that eventually those weird prongs would bend and break at some point anyway) Sped home. Got situated. Decided to give it a go sans porn to fully immerse myself into the experience. Had a little difficulty distinguishing the power button from the settings button but got the hang of it pretty quick. The first sensation I felt on the lowest setting could be compared to someone placing their lips around your clit and gently breathing on it. The 2nd setting was more concentrated sucking, very gently as if they were trying to make love to my clit. 3rd setting was more direct. By the 4th setting, I could feel the distinct sucking on my clit and the best way to describe it would be if someone was out to prove to me that they were the best head giver I was going to come across. By the 5th setting (and keep in mind, I am USE to having my clit sucked on and can only cum by that sensation) I didn’t realize that I was repeating “Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God…” Imagine your spot getting hit and you tell them “right there” and they ACTUALLY stay right there! Continuous and consistent pleasure is the best descriptive term for that. Unfortunately, I can’t vouch for the remaining settings (there are 11) because I never made it that far. I think I may have passed out. Or maybe I left my body for a moment and came back. Or got abducted by aliens. There is a black space in my memory shortly thereafter so I’m still not sure. Pre-Warning – to turn it off, you have to press and hold the power button. Don’t be like me, bouncing and flailing on the bed like a fish out of water because you’re cumming 4 times in a row and can’t remove the device because you’re on your way to #5 but don’t want to die from a heart attack attached to a sex toy (imagine the headline on that obituary!)The bad thing about this device is the fact that you may have a heart attack using this device because it will blow your MIND!!!! Also, if you do not like any sucking action on your clit, this is not for you .. though I suppose you could also use it as a mini vacuum if you wanted to clean out your purse or something.The ugly thing about this device is that after you have a heart attack, you will not have the option to defend yourself when your friends and family finds out that you died because of a $60 sex toy. What will they put on your grave marker? How many friends will suppress giggles at your funeral? I’m sure you will become the trending topic when they report that you died from complications related to extreme orgasming.Don’t say that I didn’t warn you.(and no, I was not paid for this review. This review is 100% honest. I paid for this device out of my own pocket. I am not kidding about ANYTHING I just wrote)

Let me set the scene: I’m a middle aged accountant from the Midwest who has never orgasmed. I’ve had plenty of sex that ends well for the man, but just *ends* unceremoniously for me.Not satisfied with living my whole life without experiencing a climax, I started to explore vibratory to experiment with. I found the Satisfyer Pro 2 which had 57000+ mostly positive reviews, so I decided not to overthink it and made the purchase. I was so nervous, shy, and embarrassed, I didn’t even want to tell my husband.When my husband was traveling for work and I had the house to myself, I got it out.It came in an Amazon box, so the delivery guy, my neighbors, and my husband had no idea; 100% discreet. The actual vibrator’s packaging was quite nice. It came in a quality box with sophisticated graphic design and the toy was neatly and securely packaged and displayed inside. I can’t tell you how much nice packaging helps me trust a product more, so this put me at easy right away.My vibrator came already charged; not sure if that is everyone’s experience but it was mine. Came with a charger that was self explanatory. Also came with instructions, which gave me the general idea of care, maintenance, and how to use it, but didn’t give specifics on EXACTLY how to use it. I went to google and found a video that gave straightforward descriptions of what to do. I also found a diagram of how to best position the vibrator.Feeling confident, I took it to the tub with me.The first time I used it, I did struggle a bit to get it positioned in the right spot, and I moved it around too much. I was also still learning how to use the speed settings, which was a bit distracting. But then after I got into a groove, I could really feel the build and release. I was pretty confident I had orgasmed, but it seemed so crazy that this toy could do what hadn’t happened during many sexual encounters, I almost didn’t believe it.I let the water drain from my tub and tried again with lubricant. After 5 minutes, I had the same build and release. I couldn’t believe it.I was so excited, I immediately texted my husband and coyly told him I bought a vibrator and it worked. He was proud of me for taking the chance and was happy that I finally orgasmed (although I think he wished he had achieved the honor first).I’ve used it a few more times since then, both underwater and out of water with lubricant. I achieve orgasm EVERY time after about 5 minutes EVERY time, like clockwork.I don’t know how to comment on the suction. It certainly wouldn’t suck paint off a house, but it was perfectly nuanced and effective for me, which was ultimately the goal.I don’t think it was noisy, but I don’t have anything to compare it too. I’d rather not masturbate in pure silence anyway, so a little quiet white noise was fine. Other times, I’ve played music and couldn’t hear the vibrator working at all.Cleaning is easy. I took the silicone head off and cleaned that in soapy water and then I cleaned the device itself in soapy water; I assume that’s okay since I had already been using it in soapy water anyway.I’m just so happy, guys. My husband and I have now been talking about whether we can use this together, but I’m not sure… This device works best when it’s put in place and then not moved again until orgasm is achieved. But the fact that this vibrator had opened the door for conversations with my husband about bringing in additional tools and resources to help me achieve my bliss during sex had been huge.I feel like I just opened a whole new door to my sex life and I’m so excited and grateful for this device. If you’re debating taking the step, just do it. A middle aged accountant from the Midwest who doesn’t take risks and gets nervous about new things did it, and you can too.P.S. I named my vibrator, but that’s a secret between me and my Satisfyer Pro 2.