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- GET HAMMERED IN 3 STAGES: I THE BING! - Take In The First Hit Off Fully Charged Funnel And Experience Bliss, Rush Of Happiness And Overall JOY - Excellent For Beginners :)II THE BANG! - Close The Second One Within 1-3min And Prepare For A BIG BANG In Your Reality - Great For Intermediate Users :D III THE BONG! - Taking The Third One In A Timely Manner Will Produce HEAVY-BONG Experience (User Discretion Is Advised) Favorite Choice For PROS %) BEER BONG FACTS: FUNNEL - HI CAPACITY Black Funnel, Easily Containing Three 12oz Cans, SOLID AND DURABLE, Our Amazing BING! BANG! BONG! Artwork Included ;D TUBE - 2.5 FEET Clear Tube With Easy To Use Valve For Precise Dosing And NO SPILL Application :P NO KINKS! NO BENTS! - Our Fantastic Beer Bong Is Packed In A Way That Prevents The Tube From Having Any KINKS Or BENTS, The BONG Is Ready To Use Faster Than An Open BEER Can In Dorm Party XD PERFECT FOR ANY PARTY: Epic House Banger? Collage Bender Apocalypse? Basement Bounce Blaster? Maybe You Found Yourself In A Classic FRAT PARTY? All Of Those Call For A Special Tool For The Business, BING! BANG! BONG! Will Deliver An Exceptional Performance Followed By Skull Crushing Effects 3:) Please Know That Our Beer Bong Will Get The Job DONE In Any Drunken Debauchery Type Of Situations *Stronger The Beer And Shorter The Time Intervals Will Intensify The Results HEALTH BENEFITS FACTS: Everybody Knows That Beer Makes Us Feel GOOD =) However Not Anybody Knows The Health Benefits Of This Amazing Alcohol Drink ! Medical Studies Have Shown That Beer: Reduces Pain, Helps Relieve Depression, Increase Apatite, Lower Risk Of Cardiovascular Disease, Improves Libido, Is Rich In Vitamins And Helps Your Kidneys :] What's The Coolest ? Our Beer Bong Method Will Literally BOMBARD You With Massive Amounts Of Health ;] CUSTOMER SATISFACTION FIRST: Didn't Get Properly Smashed ? Our Device Had Some Issues ? Let us know immediately !!! We Will Get This Sorted Out !!! You Will Get a NEW One For Free Or Get a 100% Refund !!! Your Happiness Boozing Fulfillment Is Of The Most Importance !!! Grab One Today And Fill Yourself With Joy, Happiness And Health :D
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