The Blanket You’ve Always Wanted We all know that inside of each person, there is an inherent desire to become a burrito. As a business, we wanted to make sure that our customers are able to achieve that dream. Therefore, we worked with very talented artist to create a blanket capable of helping you reach your destiny. This 60 inch, microfiber blanket looks just like a tortilla. So much so, that you can roll yourself up in it and look like a giant burrito! No need to thank us though, we already know how happy you will be when you can finally settle down and become your favorite tortilla-based food. The Many UsesAfter purchasing and receiving your blanket, you may wonder what you should do with it. Personally, we recommend a few different options. You could simply wrap yourself up in the blanket inside, staying cozy inside of the indoors. Or, you could bring your tortilla blanket to the beach or park and show off how cool it is to other. And, if the blanket isn’t exactly your taste, you could give it as a gift to someone hat would truly appreciate it. Whether it be a child, teenager, college student, or adult, anyone with a solid sense of humor would love to receive one of these for any and every occasion.100% Satisfaction If you buy this great blanket and decide that its not for you (or as a gift), simply return it for a full refund. This way you, or whoever else uses, it can enjoy your blanket with no worries! So what are you waiting for? Make the purchase day with zero risk and become the burrito that you have always wanted to be!
F**A
Ehh. It's literally just a towel. It's overpriced ...
Ehh. It's literally just a towel. It's overpriced, but it might help me score with a burrito/avocado obsessed chick. Will edit comment if I do.Edit:👍🏽
C**L
Fake
This is horrible. Not even what is pictured. Its a cheap towel.Pretty sure all the reviews are fake.
A**A
CHEAPLY made product.
I am so unhappy with this product. It should not be sold as a blanket. Super thin construction. Seems so CHEAP. I was not happy about presenting this as a Christmas Gift. Just too cheaply made.
R**O
This is neither a towel or a blanket. It's more like a tablecloth
This is neither a towel or a blanket. It's more like a tablecloth. This was a gag gift, but the coloring is in the red tones, not brown. Brown tones would be more like a tortilla. Although I wasn't happy with the product itself, I was very happy with the seller. When I contacted them, they were great about responding quickly and resolving the issue.
A**D
Not top quality
Bought as a beachtowel for my 14 year old nephew. It was overpriced for the quality. Thin, not a big enough diameter and material feels cheap and unabsorbent. Very disappointed.
O**E
Super disappointed
Very thin TOWEL that has a print of what my kids described as something in a diaper splatter all over. Not realistic at all and certainly not a blanket. I have 3 I am returning pronto. Do not waste your money here.
A**R
Not happy with this perches.
Not good Quality at all. Not worth the money. I bought this as a gift, and it looks super cheap for the high price of it. It’s also not as big as it says.
S**
Image is pixelated
The image was very pixelated and look more like a poo stained blanket. However my kids like it, not sure if for the burrito or the poo...but it's a great pool towel/blanket
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