VKworld Stone V3 GSM Phone - IP67 Waterproof, 5200mAh Battery Power Bank, Rugged Phone, Dust Resistence, Shatter Resistence Proof, Flash Light, Bluetooth (Orange)

It eats Nokias for Breakfast. Instead of having useful icons such as contacts, media and messages, it has pictures of 4x4s such as Defenders, Jeep and Hummers, just so you know it's a bad-ass phone for bad-ass people.It includes a battery that could jump-start the aforementioned 4x4's and what appears to be a USB pregnancy test, which turns out is actually a light, which I suppose is a thing. As a mobile phone, it rings people, and allows people to ring you, which is something that appears to be lacking these days. It also has Dual-sim card capability so when you're given this as a work phone, you can forgo your Iphone 7 and throw your personal sim in here and rock out like a dude. Cons - do not drop it on your foot as you will probably shatter your metatarsal (actually, it's not that heavy) but it could be used as a lethal weapon in a pinch.