Feel Free to Quote Me: 365 days of social commentary, serial commas, and cursing.

Feel Free To Quote Me? Hmm, can I just hire The Captain to script every conversation I have? (Especially arguments.) As well as just following me everywhere, chipping in with witty observations so by the end of the day my stomach is aching so much from giggling, stifling guffaws and laughing. No? Is that asking too much? Good thing he published a book full of such witty retorts, observations and comments for me to pick up whenever I want. Just a shame it isn't pocket sized so I could carry it with me everywhere and whip it out when I'm stuck for a brilliant comeback.I would seriously recommend reading anything this guy writes. He is a smart, funny writer and this book is full of oodles of laughs and some real gems. For example, 'Anybody who says, "You can't judge a book by its cover", in reference to themselves, should be forced to write an autobiography to prove it.' This one amused my brother too, who asked if he could borrow the book once I'd finished reading it. You're welcome, Captain, for recruiting another fan. I just love The Captain's outlook on stuff and he rarely fails to make me laugh. So don't even deliberate, stop reading any more reviews, just buy the book and you can thank me later.

Amazing book for insights, thought provocation, laughs and reflection. Spot on

if you need to just say something to appear funny, this is a must haveIf you ever need to just have a chuckle after a bad day, The Captain nails it with his witty quotes.Or if you just need to try and impress a girl/guy that's way out of your league with some witty one-liner, go for it, you'll fail, but at least she/he will also be a little wittier.5/5 *s

The Captain is on top form in Feel free to quote me. Followed his work on Instagram for a while now & so glad I made the decision to purchase his book. It's funny, sarcastic & downright hilarious at times will have you nodding your head & secretly thinking 'me too' His words definitely brighten up your day.

This is the best self help book I have ever read. It leaves you wanting to be friends with the author, but knowing deep down he would hate you.

The Captain is a hilarious, insightful genius. I only didn't give this book a 5 star rating because he was must surely have been convinced by someone of far less intellect to publish it in this format! It's unnecessarily large and bulky but doesn't even have a hard cover!? Still, it's awesome and you must make the purchase.

I follow 'The Captain' on Instagram, so I knew this would be an amusing and enjoyable read. I do wish the quotes were lengthier as his explanations for the quotes are, in my opinion, the funniest and most interesting. Well worth the money though....at last a guy who promotes wit, intelligence and punctuation and actually makes it cool. A great stocking filler.

Words from the wise.. Buy it, sheeples. 🐏😊