Downright Eiderdown 434 Thread Count 23 oz Eliasa Silk Down Pillow, 20" x 30"

I'm trying to figure out if this pillow is real - or is it just a convenient way of getting rid of some extra cash you have on hand?

I was lucky, I guess, to be born with magnificent hands. They’re well-proportioned, toned, and not too hairy. We’ve all met people who don’t have these gifts - small hands, sausage hands, bony hands, Sasquatch hands, sweaty hands. Anyway, I digress. One day, when I was 19, a talent scout noticed my hands as I was filling my 128oz cup with Baja Blast at Taco Bell. The rest is history. Fast-forward to today - I need a place to rest my beautiful hands at night. I bought two of these pillows and they’re perfect. When I wake up in the morning, my hands are ready to be seen without any additional prep. My only wish is that I would have been born with 2 extra hands instead of feet (like a chimpanzee) so that I could make and spend twice as much money on pillows like these. 5 stars!

For 11 Grand this pillow should be hard as a rock.

It smell like broke I'm here